726 - Brown Butt Gene

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

- On today's Friday Free Show, we dive into a mix of quirky tales, entertaining discussions, and unforgettable moments.
- The segment kicks off with the unconventional decision of hiring a bagpipe man for a lizard funeral, showcasing the unique and humorous side of our hosts.
- Seth treats us to a fly-themed poem, displaying his creative prowess and adding a touch of poetic humor to the show.
- The conversation takes an intriguing turn as Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg's rivalry becomes a topic of discussion, sparking interesting insights and opinions.
- The hosts ponder the possibility of novelty fights, teasing the audience with the prospect of unconventional matchups and unexpected encounters.
- Seth's boat, Firefly, takes the spotlight as its story and adventures are shared, adding a nautical flair to the episode.
- Tom and Seth engage in a friendly bet, predicting whether Seth will own a boat by the summer of 2025, adding an element of suspense and friendly competition to the mix.
- Ross calls in with a confrontation, stirring up lively dialogue and engaging banter among the hosts.
- The comical mishaps of calling someone by the wrong name bring laughter and relatability to the conversation.
- The story of the homeless ninja adds a dash of intrigue and curiosity, highlighting the unique encounters our hosts come across.
- From hooking up an extension cord to a light pole to feeding babies healthy food, the show delves into a range of intriguing and humorous topics.
- Seth's road rage incident involving a Geo Tracker and the concept of "doo doo fields" add a playful and light-hearted touch to the show.
- The intriguing notion of a "brown butt gene" sparks conversation and contemplation, leaving listeners with a memorable and thought-provoking moment.

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0:00.0	Attention all patriots! It is time. What is that? That's not a little more menacing than I want. No, we're going to Pyrospot. I was like, storm it! Yeah, it's straight storm the tent. Get your fireworks. It's time for fireworks. It's time to celebrate our fine country. July 4th is around the corner. And where are you going for your fireworks?
0:22.4	I know where you're going.
0:23.4	You're going to Pyra's Pot.
0:24.5	So the Longwood locations are open.
0:26.7	That's on 434 and 1792.
0:30.1	Tomorrow, June 24th, the Eustis location opens and also the Sanford location right
0:36.3	there in Seminonell Town Center Mall parking
0:38.2	lock. You can like whip in the parking lot, park, get all your stuff or you get, well, is delivery
0:42.7	closed yet? Well, they're still doing some delivery. Go to I want fireworks.com. It's a limited menu
0:50.0	for what you can have delivered, you know, but hey, if you're scrapped for time, deliveries might be the best option you could get. They got everything listed on their website. You can go to YouTube and type in PiroSpot. Every single firework they own comes up on YouTube and you can look at it, see if you want to buy it or not. Try it before you buy it. They've got some T&D specials. They got the Bat at Life kit. That's $199. They got the bye-bye fingers. That's $2.99. And then they got the neighbor hater. That's $4.99. That comes with so much stuff. I mean, you could put on a Disney World fireworks. It's like professional quality level, no-dud guarantee. And we've been working with Craig Ford. I want to say it's like the 10th year we've been talking about fireworks with him. He gets the best fireworks. He vets them himself. Well, he's kind of a cuckoo for, he really loves fireworks. And they're the lowest prices you're gonna find i'm telling you he undercuts
1:44.8	everybody you can go to other tents correct he's been doing this for so long he's a good business man
1:50.0	you'll regret it and if you find something that's comparable cheaper show him and he'll be mad mad
1:55.1	and if you don't want to do a huge display they've got all the small stuff the you know the stuff
2:00.1	snap and pop sparklers the traditional stuff if you're, I mean, if you're a pussy, I mean, he's got the cool fountains and all the little, the tanks, the, uh, the, everything. The race cars. Medium-sized cake, small cakes, massive. You can buy that six-hundo cake that the one that Bus Decker keeps talking about.
2:18.0	It's I Want Fireworks.com.
2:20.5	It's everybody, Craig.
2:21.4	It's Pirate Spot Fireworks.
2:22.8	Enjoy your 4th of July at Happy Birthday America.
2:26.0	Live from the injured on the go, just call Mo Studio.
2:29.5	It's a blast!
2:30.3	It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
2:34.4	Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
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