I mean, and you know, it used to be the urban legend about Pepsi is that there were

aborted fetuses and every count of Pepsi.

But you know, I mean, a Jackson just be like, no, they stole my idea.

I'm putting aborted fetuses in every, uh, bang energy drink.

Yeah, to bring it, that's full circle.

That's perfect because like he was at, you know, six months ago putting like poorly drawn

cartoons of Pepsi's executives on like fake wanted posters and saying that he is like

filing like grand, like grand jury indictments against them as like a private citizen.

That's not obviously how the legal system works.

Like he can't, he can't bring like a fucking, uh, uh, criminal case.

He cannot indict the Pepsi co corporation.

It's like, sir, that's, you know, please stop calling our offices.

That's not how this works.

I'm a, I'm a citizen DA and soda corks.

Well, I did, but I want to talk to you like I just like a sort of like a more brutal

review of the changing beverage industry.

And I want to talk about like, you know, we, we often like to talk about the things

that have been taken from us in our culture and what they are doing to us.

And I'm just thinking about like over the last 10 or 15 years, the market share of in

the beverage industry taken up by energy drinks, which are bad and satanic and poison, taking

away from good old fashioned wholesome, nutritious and restorative caffeinated soda drinks.

Like, I mean, like just, I'm just your perspective on like the, the massive proliferation

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