723 - The Schlong Walk
Mad Scientist Party Hour
Poominati
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2025
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
Kevin hosts another round of Weird Fuckin' Facebook Shit, Voicemails Yay makes its long awaited return, Geoff's poop chicken leaves the audience on the edge of their seats and Kevin and Geoff take on The Long Walk.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, this is Curtis Armstrong, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour. |
| 0:24.9 | What's up there, kind friends? |
| 0:30.3 | And welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour. |
| 0:37.0 | My name is Kevin Kraft, joined by a man who is testing out wearing invisible pants and underwear and is triumphantly smiling at us while he shows off his donger. |
| 0:43.3 | That's Jeff Lark. |
| 0:45.7 | Called Saran Wrap. |
| 0:47.1 | What's up, Humanaity? |
| 0:49.0 | And transmitting to us from a better timeline, |
| 0:52.8 | the bearded booger-eating variant known as shuddy boy. |
| 0:57.4 | Yo, crap, trap. |
| 0:59.9 | Yeah, bra-brat indeed. |
| 1:01.9 | And I guess we should start off the show with some exciting news, right? |
| 1:07.8 | For fans of the show who've been listening for a long time, you are well aware of what was our, |
| 1:16.0 | I guess, semi-regular Dungeons and Dragons episodes. Well, we're going to have another one coming for you soon. |
| 1:24.3 | We got the date on the books, and depending on, you know, various schedules and whatnot, it should be coming to you at some point next month. |
| 1:35.6 | So Blumpkins and Dragons, Part 6, is coming your way. |
| 1:42.0 | This is a soft launch, soft announcement. |
| 1:45.7 | Further details will be release once the schedules are confirmed. |
| 1:51.4 | Just doing a little bit of fluffing, a little bit of warm-up work here. |
| 1:56.4 | Just tick on up those ball sacks and vaginas. |
| 2:00.5 | I think it's going to be cool to have the new element we're adding to it, which is, you know, some sort of website or program that helps you keep track of stacks, stats and rolls and whatnot. |
| 2:14.6 | So that'll be anybody who watches on YouTube, that'll be featured on the screen. |
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