723 - Mr. Shaft & the Flushes
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2023
⏱️ 136 minutes
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Summary
Join Tom and Dan on today's Friday Free Show LIVE stream for a jam-packed episode filled with exciting updates, hilarious discussions, and unexpected surprises. From new music releases to engagements, pregnancy announcements, and thought-provoking debates, this episode has it all. Dive into the world of Mr. Shaft & the Flushes and explore a wide range of topics, from family milestones to controversial news stories. Get ready for an entertaining and unforgettable show!
Full Notes:
- The episode kicks off with a brand-new song from Jackal, setting the tone for a fun-filled stream.
- Seth shares the exciting news of his engagement, spreading joy and celebration among the hosts and viewers.
- Traci's black belt test is a significant milestone in her martial arts journey, showcasing her dedication and hard work.
- The bonsai salute pays tribute to the artistry and beauty of bonsai trees, highlighting their cultural significance.
- Traci surprises everyone with a special announcement—she is pregnant! The team rejoices and eagerly discusses pregnancy-related topics.
- Gender reveals become a focal point of the conversation, exploring different approaches and the excitement surrounding them.
- The team delves into the C-sections vs vaginal births debate, discussing various perspectives and experiences.
- Baby names take center stage as the hosts brainstorm and share their favorite choices, sparking a lively discussion.
- The concept of "One shitter island" prompts humorous and entertaining conversations, showcasing the team's wit and banter.
- Tom shares a hilarious encounter with Mr. Shaft and the flushes, resulting in laughter and memorable storytelling.
- Dan receives emails from an old man providing humorous directions on how to work on his scooter, providing comedic relief.
- Grilled burgers become a mouthwatering topic as the hosts discuss their favorite recipes and grilling techniques.
- Tom opens up about his desire for his boys to earn a dog, sharing the challenges and lessons associated with pet ownership.
- The news of Porkies closing and the stolen pig sparks discussions on local news and unique stories.
- Bam Margera's controversial statement about smoking crack and the mention of Gram Margera add layers of intrigue and discussion.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by Tankamerica.com. |
| 0:05.4 | Give your father the gift of driving a 17-ton Abbott Tank for his father's saying. |
| 0:11.5 | Stop giving him garbage. Stop giving him trash. Start giving him what he wants, which is a fun experience with you. |
| 0:16.1 | He just wants to spend time with you, but he also wants to drive a tank. |
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| 1:22.5 | Tom and Dan. |
| 1:25.6 | Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
| 1:32.8 | We hope that you will find our presentation precise, joke heavy, and just right. Thanks. Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time. |
| 3:08.4 | Hey, it is the Friday Free Show of A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan. I'm Dan. I'm Tom. Somebody out of our producers here. Hello, Sam. Hi. Oh, hold on. I can't, something's wrong over there. Something's wrong with that. I'm going to. You're trying to silence me. No, I am not. How is Luca the lizard? He's chilling in my email box. Yeah, yeah. We'll get to that. His true home. We'll get to that. On the couch, we haven't seen this guy since. He's had some life-altering news. Cancer. Some happening. Could be cancer, could be AIDS. could be good things. Seth Petrazzellie. Yay. Oh. You're not going to just give, you're not going to throw it off? Crotiveolando.com. Oh, did I just throw it out there now? I don't know. Crotty of Orlando.com, if you want to give your child some discipline or maybe you need some discipline. Or if your kids want to bully me. Yeah. You can have them in there and bully. Your head looks like a peanut. We'll get to that too. Yes. Lots to talk about. Yeah, lots to talk about today. Before we start, we've got a promo code at tom and Dan.com for 15% off all merchandise. if you use a promo, Dad, capital D-A-D, all caps, dad. |
| 3:28.0 | Not approved by dad. |
| 3:30.5 | 15%, huh? That's great. For Father's Day. |
| 3:33.1 | We can lose more money on the stuff that's not selling. |
| 3:35.8 | Also, on June 10th, next Saturday, Hourglass Brewing and Longwood, their mega location mega location. The big boy. Yeah, it's giant. We're doing a beer release with them, Scootin' and Tootin' cail. Yeah, it is a me-themed beer. Which, that was your idea, but I appreciate that. I'm tired. I'm tired. On June 12, right? Methane, methane, or methane? Me-themed. Me themed. I can't talk I'm tired. I'm June 12. Methane, methane or methane? |
| 3:58.4 | Me-themed. |
| 3:59.5 | Me-themed. |
| 3:59.5 | Me-themed. |
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