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Welcome, my dear audio listeners, welcome to those, using those optic nerves to watch.

It's me, D. Trucelle, and this is the Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast.

Now what?

I think you can keep going.

Oh my God, it's November.

And, you know, everybody knows what November is. November is the worst month and for a lot of different

reasons. Primarily, because Thanksgiving is right around the corner and the reason Thanksgiving

sucks is because of Turkey. Turkey is a scam. And when November comes around, we're all forced to confront something that I think

most of us don't really want to look square in the eye, which is that if Turkey is a scam,

and I'll go into why it's a scam in a moment, how many other things have we been tricked into doing

and believing? Are we just pigeons in some kind of skinnarian box being trained to peck and poke away at things?

Are we turkeys ourselves, eating ourselves in some kind of dark cannibalistic ritual which Thanksgiving represents.

I mean, aside from like the origins of Thanksgiving, which are insane, to the sort of

forced gorging on, like, it's like turkey was the first iteration of the chicken you know you get

better at things and i imagine that god didn't just like immediately make great things there

were sort of precursors and then the next thing came.

And so God was like, how do I make a delicious bird turkey? It sucks. Wasn't good.

Did not get the numbers God was looking for. God got ratioed by the turkey. Not a lot of faves. A lot of people tried it, though.

And then you get this very sad effect. Maybe somebody in the chat can help me remember what the

effect is where you keep doubling down on something. You in something it didn't work but you keep

investing in it what's that fucking called insanity thank you josh it's a form of it's an actual

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