722 - Charity Turds
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2023
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
Join Tom and Dan on a captivating Friday Free Show LIVE stream filled with quirky topics and intriguing conversations. Get ready to dive into the world of tough grandmas and old woods hags while exploring the fine line between abuse and strictness. The show features engaging discussions about BDM emails, merpeople, dental hygienist switch-ups, and the heartwarming story of Rockville's biggest fan. Plus, discover the curious case of Natalia Grace and witness the hilarity of a 30-box pizza one-wheel video. Tune in for a unique blend of humor, curiosity, and offbeat charm.
Show Notes:
- Tough Grandmas: Tom and Dan share entertaining stories and anecdotes about tough grandmas who have left a lasting impression. Prepare to be amazed by these remarkable individuals' resilience and unique character.
- Old Woods Hag: Explore the mysterious world of old woods hags and the intriguing legends surrounding them. Discover the folklore and myths that have captivated imaginations throughout history.
- Abuse vs. Strictness: Engage in a thought-provoking conversation about the delicate balance between abuse and strictness in parenting and discipline. Explore different perspectives and societal views on this complex subject.
- BDM Emails to Sign Back Up: Tom and Dan discuss receiving BDM (Big Dick Millionaire) emails and encourage listeners to sign up for exclusive shows, original episodes, and private BDM parties. Join the BDM crew for a unique and entertaining experience.
- Merpeople: Take a deep dive into the enchanting world of merpeople, the mythical beings of the sea. Discover the legends, lore, and fascination surrounding these captivating creatures.
- Dental Hygienist Switchup: Tom and Dan share amusing and awkward tales of dental hygienist switch-ups. Laugh along as they recount their experiences with surprises during dental visits.
- Caller Who Loved Rockville: A special caller expresses their love for Rockville, reminiscing about the joy and excitement of the event. Experience the enthusiasm and camaraderie that music festivals bring.
- Brady of Rockville: Get to know Brady, an intriguing figure from Rockville, as Tom and Dan share his unique stories. Explore the vibrant atmosphere and memorable moments that make Rockville a cherished experience.
- Luca Merchandise: Exciting news for Luca fans! Tom and Dan discuss the availability of Luca merchandise, allowing listeners to show their support and indulge in their love for the adorable pod-lizard.
- Gather the Turds/Charity Turds: Join Tom and Dan in their noble cause of gathering turds for charitable purposes. Learn the creative and amusing ways they engage their audience in contributing to worthy causes while having a good laugh.
- Curious Case of Natalia Grace: Explore the intriguing and controversial story of Natalia Grace, involving allegations of age fraud and adoption. Delve into the details surrounding this unusual case that has captured public attention.
- 30-Box Pizza One-Wheel Video: Prepare to laugh as Tom and Dan share a hilarious video featuring a 30-box pizza being transported on a one-wheel vehicle. Enjoy the absurdity and comical mishaps in this entertaining clip.
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| 0:00.0 | If you're looking to sell your house or if you're looking to buy a new house, and it doesn't matter whether it's within Central Florida or outside Central Florida. |
| 0:07.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:07.8 | It's the Bart Merrick team can help you out. |
| 0:09.9 | It's Bart Merrick and Crystal Van. |
| 0:11.7 | And the important thing is they've been helping people buy houses and helping people sell their house every single week in every market that you could think of from years. |
| 0:22.6 | During the pandemic. |
| 0:23.6 | Before the pandemic. |
| 0:24.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.2 | Right. |
| 0:25.8 | Outside of the pandemic. |
| 0:26.9 | Currently. |
| 0:27.6 | Yeah, they have the knowledge. |
| 0:28.7 | They know how to. |
| 0:30.8 | And Bart and Crystal really specialized in giving you really good advice on what to do. |
| 0:35.9 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:36.5 | If you're looking for how much |
| 0:37.9 | to sell your house for looking on the internet isn't going to give you the full picture. You need |
| 0:42.9 | people to know what to price your house at. You want to be realistic. A lot of people |
| 0:49.0 | price their houses too high. They don't know what the hell they're doing. Bart knows that. |
| 0:52.2 | Or you come in too low and something recently, Crystal told me, our client, they got, end up getting like 15,000 more than the client even originally wanted because they're like, I think you can get this much extra. Like, I think it's a little too low. I think the market. You know, and that kind of thing, you can make a $15,000 mistake. |
| 1:13.0 | I can't afford to make that. |
| 1:14.3 | Yeah, that's huge. |
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