Hey, this is Skin Diamond, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour.

What's up, friends?

And welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man who has farted his pants and underwear off into orbit and is now spit polishing his boner at us.

That's Jeff Clark.

Oh, uh, amigos.

And beaming to us from purgatory, the bearded booger-eating specter known as Shuddy boy you shuddy boy that's a sick nine-inch nail shirt

did you did you is that a new purchase this is a new purchase uh but it is a parking lot t-shirt

not an official nine-inch nails.

You fucking ghetto biotch.

You're now like, what, like a business partner, part owner, whatever the fuck it is.

You're living large and you're still buying parking lot bootleg shirts?

This was mostly because I didn't want to wait in.

This was not mostly, only because I didn't want to wait in line at one of the merch stands in an arena full of 20,000 people.

I wasn't going to ask that.

That was my assumption.

I was able to get an official Kendrick Lamar shirt, the concert that I went to for Juneteen last year, but the lines are

pretty intimidating. I was very much prepared. Like, I went to the bathroom at one point

during nine-inch nail set, and there was no line at the merch stand. And I was like,

I almost pulled the trigger on the hoodie

and then when the concert ended and I wanted to buy it

the line was not conducive.

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