Alright, here it is episode number 721 of Let The Be Talk and it is the day before Halloween

spooky time, spooky time, how are you guys?

How was your weekend right out there fucking running around with your Taylor Swift costumes?

Did you dress up like a swifty Halloween, I didn't see very many costumes over the weekend

at shows as at the comedy store on Saturday night, that's the big Halloween night I guess

because Halloween's on a Tuesday, always a drag when something cools on a week night

back in the day when I used to work a day job, you'd be like, oh fuck, Halloween's on

a Tuesday, so many Halloween stories man, so many Halloween stories, such a wild thing

to think about, trick or treating, I can't even imagine being a 57 year old adult right

now and thinking about anybody that would let their kid trick or treat in this insane

fucking world, man back in the day, back in the day trick or treating in the 70s, you

know, with kidnappers out there, Patty Hurst, the SLA was in full effect, he had the hillside

strangler, Dahmer, all the serial killers were booming and yet we're out there trick or

treating, trusting strangers, trusting full strangers, giving us candy, oh my God, it's

so fucking twisted to think about right now when I would be trick or treating back in the

day, hillside strangler, all those serial killers in full effect, you know, the old stories

of the candy, you know, there was razor blades in his candy, he swallowed it and cut his throat

up and he died, there was LSD in the candy, just, you know, there was rat boys in the candy,

and yet you're out there like, I'm getting fucking candy, you know, I got a paper route,

you spend your hard earned money on candy, and once a year you could get free candy,

or if you go visit your grandma, she always had fudge, my grandma made fudge,

pure proof that you're a grandma if you make fudge, that's how we know you're officially a grandma,

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