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Okay, hello greetings friends it is Monday April 3rd and we've got Chapo coming at you

just in a little bit we'll be talking to Etten Germantum from Substack about polling, politics, winners, losers, picks, we're going to pick them all.

But before we get to that obviously the news is still being convulsed by the impending indictment of Donald Trump.

He's landed in New York today and I've heard from my sources that Dimeo Trump will turn himself in tomorrow morning to the Lowerman

Hatton office of the Shogunet Executioner. There he will be presented his favorite meal, McDonald's Filet O'Fish sandwich.

I have spoken to sources inside the Trump camp that he has already composed his warriors death poem.

But after receiving his last meal he will dawn a ceremonial white kimono and then he will be presented in front of his retainers with the ceremonial tray holding the Tonto blade wrapped in cloth.

From there Trump will begin to make a left to right wise cut on his lower abdomen before getting to a turning point turning the blade back around and beginning to come right left to left across.

At that point when his second will deliver the ceremonial killing stroke, it's a highly skilled executioner so they will be performing the cut that leaves a single flap of flesh still attached to your head.

So it will sort of prop itself back up for the sake of appearances. But what can we say I'm just leaning forward to reading his death poem.

I actually heard that Trump is planning to do something where he's going to be there with Baron and he's going to put two objects in front of Baron.

And one of them is going to be Elton John's landmark album Rocketman.

And the other object will be a book by Thomas Chatterton Williams about ending wokeness.

And if Baron crawls towards the Elton John album, they will travel the road with no master see he to write wrongs.

But if he crawls towards the book about wokeness, they will both be executed.

So if you're you know you're watching the 2024 race, what Baron does here is very important obviously.

You know you never you never know though look I mean like it's happened before it could happen this time but right before presenting himself to do these ritualized disembowelment, he could take off his ceremonial white kimono to reveal he is actually wearing the Hollywood, the Hollywood crest of the Biden in pyrrhym, which no blade can strike.

Yeah, then he will begin to walk the demon way in hell to the 2024 election.

I think that that's exactly what Gerald Ford did.

So Trump's impending ritual suicide obviously there's there's there's there.

But we got we got Ed and Dremendium here, you know this is the young gun the young gunners out here in the game of political political prediction.

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