720 - I Heard A Crunch, Geoffrey
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2023
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Join Tom and Dan on today's live stream as they dive into a wide range of intriguing topics, from feeding Luca mealworms to the possibility of an Orlando MLB team. They also share hilarious stories, discuss drive-thru technology, and explore the consequences of traceable Google searches. Don't miss out on this entertaining and informative episode!
Show Notes:
- Intro: Tom and Dan kick off the live stream with their signature banter and introduce the topics of the day
- Feeding Luca mealworms: An adorable segment where Tom and Dan discuss feeding Luca, their pet lizard, mealworms
- Tweezerman tweezers: A conversation about the practicality and quality of Tweezerman tweezers
- Zelda and standing in line for video games: Nostalgic reflections on the excitement of standing in line to purchase video games, with a focus on the Zelda franchise
- Kid from Star Wars episode 1: A discussion about the child actor from Star Wars Episode 1 and his subsequent career
- Confrontation of the week with Ross at Costco: Tom and Dan recount a humorous confrontation they had with a person named Ross at a Costco store
- Scoop chips: Exploring the joys of scoop-shaped chips and their versatility in dipping
- "I heard a crunch, Jeffery!": A funny story shared by Tom or Dan about hearing an unexpected crunch sound
- Do it Jeff style: A lighthearted conversation about performing tasks or actions in a specific style or manner, jokingly referred to as "Jeff style"
- Drive-thru technology: Discussing advancements in drive-thru technology and how it has changed the fast-food experience
- Woman who poisoned her husband: A fascinating and shocking story about a woman who poisoned her husband and the subsequent legal proceedings
- Google searches traceable: Delving into the topic of online privacy and the traceability of Google searches
- Glass of water by your bedside: A brief discussion about the practice of keeping a glass of water by the bedside for convenience
- Brewing and stewing: Tom and Dan share their thoughts on brewing and stewing as cooking techniques
- Dan's metal pitcher: Dan recounts an anecdote about a metal pitcher he owns and its usefulness
- Maisie sleepwalking: A humorous and possibly bizarre story involving sleepwalking and the mischief it can lead to
- Orlando MLB team possibility: Exploring the potential of having a Major League Baseball team in Orlando
- Tom carrying fence panels by himself: Tom shares a story of his solo endeavor in carrying heavy fence panels
- FB glitch sending friend requests: A discussion about a Facebook glitch that resulted in unintentional friend requests being sent
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Modern Plumbing Industry. |
| 0:04.2 | Yeah, man, modernpi.com. |
| 0:07.0 | If you have a plumbing issue and I did, |
| 0:09.2 | and this week, Modern Plumbing came and took care of everything |
| 0:12.0 | I had a toilet that was continuing to run. |
| 0:13.8 | Yeah, boom, they fixed it. |
| 0:14.8 | They had to order some parts for the upstairs shower. |
| 0:16.8 | They did a great job, shout out to Curtis. |
| 0:19.2 | When you get high marks with my wife |
| 0:21.2 | and she says you do an amazing job |
| 0:22.8 | and you're super polite and kind, |
| 0:24.2 | that goes a very, very long way. |
| 0:26.4 | Yep, and if you mentioned Tom and Dan, |
| 0:28.2 | 10% off all your service calls. |
| 0:31.2 | I got to mention Tom and Dan. |
| 0:32.2 | And why do you do that, he ever helps us? |
| 0:35.2 | It helps you. |
| 0:36.2 | It helps you. |
| 0:37.2 | It helps you, perfect. |
| 0:38.2 | In fact, not only did I forget to say that |
| 0:40.2 | I had Andrea cover everything in our whole new set of Tom and Dan. |
| 0:43.2 | I said, cover it all up. |
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