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The Makeshift Podcast

#72 These FOODS Can KILL YOU! 🍫☠️

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8559 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Finding out just how long the Great Wall of China really is, removing 5 states from the United States, finding out which foods can kill you if you eat too much of them, which NBA teams have never made the finals, how iPhones have changed human's hands over time, and more!

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0:00 INTRO

1:08 WHAT OUR JOBS WERE!

4:13 GREAT WALL OF CHINA!

11:11 FOOD THAT CAN KILL YOU!

17:24 GET RID OF 5 STATES!

22:19 HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVE?

28:24 SPECIAL GIFT!

30:09 NEVER MADE THE FINALS!

32:38 US IN PRO SPORTS GAMES!

36:26 RIDDLE TIME!

39:53 TOOTHBRUSH HYGIENE!

42:29 IPHONE FINGER!

44:31 DRINK TO GET DRUNK?

47:35 ZACH ATE SALAD?

48:51 DORITO THEORY!

51:46 FICTIONAL BEST FRIEND!

54:32 OUTRO

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, amigos.

0:01.3

Bienvenido a podcast improvisedo. I went to Spain. Yeah, I see that. But you definitely read that off your computer. I did, I did. I had to. Podcast 72. Zach's back. I'm cultured. I'm back. I understand Europe. Yeah. Yeah, you do. I took it all in for two weeks.

0:21.0

Yeah, that's pretty amazing.

0:22.6

I'm happy for you.

0:23.6

This is our first podcast with both of us being full-time content creators, right?

0:29.6

Yeah.

0:30.0

I don't think there's been a podcast that we filmed prior to us being actually full-time.

0:34.5

So today was our first.

0:35.4

What did you say in the beginning there?

0:37.2

I said, oh, amigos, which is hello friends. Um, bien-venito, welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the

0:45.7

makeshift podcast, 72. I actually don't know what I said. Okay. Well, hopefully somebody can

0:50.4

translate that in the live chat. Improvissadoado maybe means makeshift. I don't know.

0:54.5

Bienvenito. What you do. Google translate. Whatever it is. Yes, I went to Spain. I came back.

0:59.6

We're here. First full-time day as makeshift content creators full-time. Yes. Yes. I had an idea. I wanted to

1:06.9

a lot of people have been asking us in the chat and the live chats and the live streams

1:11.8

what our jobs were before this so I don't know would do you want to do it now or do

1:16.5

you want to do it as a separate video no let's do it now do it now let's go it now let's

1:21.3

throw it in there well then let's just throw it out there because every live chat of every

1:24.5

podcast people ask and I haven't told them yet because I've been setting this up. Okay, I like it. So do you want to start? You want me to start? You want me to start. Your job's a lot more fun than mine was. I worked in the financial industry at a company called DTCC. Yes. I worked as an organizational change management analyst. Don't know what that is.

1:44.4

It's mainly just internal communications within the marketing side of things to be able

1:48.8

to help ease people through their change.

1:50.6

It sounds made up.

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