72: Speedometer for your D*ck

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

As the best science podcast out there the boys break down octopus vaginas, how Spiderman cums, and the best ways to make condoms cooler. They also answer the one question that everyone has... is it weird to get horny listening to your parents bang? Exactly. Science.

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0:00.0	I run into the port and I'm like,
0:01.8	don't buy the yellow screen on it.
0:03.7	Don't put a hula hoop in there.
0:05.4	Don't put a hula hoop in there.
0:06.9	That's kinda hot though.
0:09.6	It says the octopus have a pussy in between
0:12.0	to each two legs, each pair of legs.
0:14.5	So four pussy's total.
0:16.3	Four pussy's total because if you think about it,
0:18.3	humans have two legs, one pussy.
0:20.4	So many tampons.
0:21.5	So, oh my god.
0:22.6	So expensive.
0:23.6	I mean, right, it would be out of tampons quickly,
0:25.5	just like during the pandemic,
0:27.0	we're out of toilet paper.
0:28.1	Also, do they have to take birth control
0:30.6	for each of their pussy?
0:31.7	I think so.
0:32.5	Well, this is where we need to start.
0:34.2	I think we're already going.
0:35.2	We're already going.
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