This is a headgum original.

Jake and a mere two Jews that you can't forget.

In 2010, they were big on the internet,

but then three failed pilots, two rejected movie scripts. Won't last it's effort

To try and stop their career

From going to shit

Seven

Another podcast

Each app different from the last

It's the Swiss Army nightful shows

Now let's meet you two pathetic hosts

Hey bud

Last week we discussed ad infinitum I would say

Potentially ad nauseum Though I never got sick to my

stomach discussing it. Different ways for you to scandalize and cancelize yourself. Have you taken

any step towards that some sort of controversy you can embroil yourself within in order

to... Oh, yes, we were talking about me getting scanceled.

Issue a Mia Culp. Yes, exactly. Something that I would have to publicly apologize for,

that you would have to disavow, that you'd have to distance yourself from.

Did that come to fruition at all?

So I thought it'd be kind of interesting to try to shove someone in front of the subway.

And I thought that would maybe be a good way to do it, like an attempted murder.

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