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So this story is from a friend of mine, but I have his permission to post it here.

He's totaled on the multiple occasions, and I swear to God, it's one of the scariest

stories I've ever heard in my life. It doesn't involve Bigfooter, Ghosts, or anything like that.

It's a story of how reality can be way, way scarier than anything like that.

For the longest time, he worked as a trail ranger at a large national park.

A trail ranger is basically a ranger, only with considerably less judicial power.

He can't arrest you or anything, but if you're in an illegal blind or hunting stand,

he had the power to call in actual cops before ripping down whatever unlicensed hide you've

constructed. So this one time, he's accompanying an actual forest ranger and taking down unauthorized

hunting cameras and feeders. The actual ranger was an older guy who started to feel unwell

towards the early afternoon, so he headed back on his own. It was like an hour's ride on an

ATV and left my buddy to finish up. Just as he was almost done, my friend starts to hear voices

coming through the trees. It's important to keep in mind that he was way, way off the beaten path

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