72: #072 The Alleged Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Aaaaaaaaand we're back!!!
This episode begins with a recap on xmas presents then quickly moves onto old pubs closing, spoon benders PR attempts, artefacts found in ice caves in Antartica, fish driving cars and making 90's techno noises.... and hitchhiking dogs (allegedly).
Also, Rhys and Buttons make a plea to be adopted by Dans dreaming Dad, there's a tree swinging Aussie Dogman, a psychic Wimbledon Nessie, and a tiny-tiny Mothman. Enjoy!

**NB - This episode was originally recorded back in January 2022, but was thought to be lost to the ravages of bad audio (and bad organisation), but with the help of a wonderful Cryptid Knight (Shout out to Jen Jones!) it's alive!
**NB - This episode was recorded before the war broke out in Ukraine. Our thoughts go out to everyone affected by that tragedy.

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0:00.0	The Cryptid Factor with Rhys Darby and Dan Schreiber.
0:26.6	The Cryptid Factor Well, they say wonders never cease, even though this podcast has many times, but like the mighty phoenix, or in this case a thunderbird from another dimension, you can't keep a good thing down.
0:59.9	Out of the vortex screaming like a magical dragon comes this, the first official show of the 2022 season.
1:06.9	And on its back, holding on for dear life, a Reese, Dan, and Buttons, who's, let's be honest, always slightly slipping off the tail.
1:15.4	We're back!
1:21.0	Reese just before the theme two started, said, now, guys, I've got a little spiel to rant off after.
1:27.0	That wasn't a spiel.
1:28.2	That was like a motivating anthem.
1:31.7	Oh, okay.
1:32.8	It wasn't just a spiel.
1:34.6	Well, I mean, when I used to be a soldier in the army,
1:37.0	we'd get up in the morning, and just before battle,
1:39.0	the commander would come down and during breakfast,
1:41.8	we'd go, right, before we'd kick things off today, I've got to have to do my spiel.
1:48.7	And so I think anything that's kind of commanding and uplifting is a spiel or a spiel.
1:56.6	I don't mind. Is it a German word?
1:58.9	Spiel? Yeah, it sounds. It doesn't it? Spiel't it spiel yeah yeah give us your spiel can you
2:04.6	can you give us that whole thing again but with your german accent yeah voire
2:09.6	no oh wow it is great to be back oh my god God. It's wonderful. It's February.
2:18.5	It's crazy.
2:22.4	I don't think time has ever moved this weirdly in my life.
2:24.1	Like it's so fast.
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