719 - Knives, Dildos, and Blunts
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2023
⏱️ 131 minutes
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Summary
Tom & Dan are back at it with another hilarious episode! From discussing the perils of vanity plates and accidental punches to commissioning truck wraps and blessing the studio, they cover it all. So grab your favorite knife, dildo, or blunt and settle in for an epic episode!
Show Notes:
*Luca cam
*Vanity plates
Dan's Tesla was hit while parked
Tracking down the driver
*Seth commissioning a wrap for his new truck
*Sensai Yakasuki
*Seth accidentally punched a 12-year-old kid in the nose
*Sword tests
*Knives, dildos, and blunts
*Sage and blessing the studio
*Mariachi bands for Cinco de Mayo
*Tom's pizza party for Villon
*Dunkin's breakfast tacos
*Feeding a crow from a moving taxi
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Tom. |
| 0:01.2 | Today is a middle of our time with Tom and Day. Park is brought to us by. Come on. Don't do that. Don't do that. Let's slow poke Rodriguez. That is slow poke Rodriguez. It's Cinco de Mayo. I didn't create that character, sir. And to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, you got to head to Gringos Locos. There's multiple locations. There's a location downtown. There's a location next to the Milk District right there. There's two in the Amway. If you want to not eat something crappy while you're taking in a awesome concert or sporting event, I took Maze to Gringos. I forgot to tell you guys. Oh, really? |
| 0:37.8 | I got her a taco. |
| 0:38.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:39.4 | It's the queso, man. |
| 0:40.9 | It's the case. |
| 0:41.6 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:42.2 | That's the one that sold her because lately she calls it dip and cheese whatever. |
| 0:47.1 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:47.4 | It is delicious. |
| 0:48.7 | There's a location by UCF in UCF. |
| 0:51.3 | We mentioned Michigan location, right? Michigan Avenue location. We got Hill District, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you go to GreenGostlocos.com, you can see all locations. They're also hiring at times. Yeah, they're always hiring at the tab on the bottom, but... Catering, we didn't... Oh, yeah, yeah. If you're having a Cinco de Mayo party, although I imagine in the South that it's probably too late plan for next year |
| 1:11.6 | there's nothing they love more than you calling |
| 1:13.6 | on single of my own |
| 1:15.0 | be like I want a party for 30 |
| 1:17.6 | double these |
| 1:19.4 | come on out |
| 1:20.5 | I mean who knows give a call |
| 1:21.8 | I mean they may be able to |
| 1:24.5 | facilitate it but I |
| 1:26.3 | but if they say |
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