719 - Knives, Dildos, and Blunts
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 May 2023
⏱️ 131 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Tom & Dan are back at it with another hilarious episode! From discussing the perils of vanity plates and accidental punches to commissioning truck wraps and blessing the studio, they cover it all. So grab your favorite knife, dildo, or blunt and settle in for an epic episode!
Show Notes:
*Luca cam
*Vanity plates
Dan's Tesla was hit while parked
Tracking down the driver
*Seth commissioning a wrap for his new truck
*Sensai Yakasuki
*Seth accidentally punched a 12-year-old kid in the nose
*Sword tests
*Knives, dildos, and blunts
*Sage and blessing the studio
*Mariachi bands for Cinco de Mayo
*Tom's pizza party for Villon
*Dunkin's breakfast tacos
*Feeding a crow from a moving taxi
Stay Connected:
Website: https://www.tomanddan.com/
App: Download on iTunes and GooglePlay
Twitter: https://twitter.com/tomanddanlive
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/amediocre.time
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tomanddanlive
Tune In & Turn Up:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478
Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan-show
TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/
iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH
Unlock the BDM Vault:
Craving extra shows, OG episodes, and private BDM parties? Join the BDM crew at https://tomanddan.com/registration
Rock Our Swag:
Get your hands on the freshest Tom & Dan merch at https://tomanddan.myshopify.com/ (inventory constantly changing)
Join the Live Stream Party:
Don't miss our daily live streams at 10:30am EST on www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive or www.youtube.com/@tomanddanlive
Hang out with the coolest chat crew and get a behind-the-scenes look at an indie podcast powerhouse
Smash that like and subscribe button on our Twitch and YouTube pages for more streaming goodness
Discover Tom & Dan Watering Holes:
Thirsty for a good time? We've got you covered with Tom & Dan Watering Holes, our handpicked selection of the best bars and restaurants to kick back and relax with fellow listeners!
Find your new favorite hangout spot at www.tomanddanwateringholes.com and indulge in epic food, drink, and camaraderie.
Thanks for tuning in to A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan!
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Hey Tom, today is a miracle or time with Tom and Dave |
| 0:04.5 | Okay, this brought to us by |
| 0:06.3 | Don't do that, don't do that |
| 0:08.8 | Let's slow poke, that's a slow poke, we're on riga |
| 0:12.8 | I didn't create that character, sir |
| 0:15.6 | And to celebrate Cinco de Mayo, you gotta head to Gringo's Locos |
| 0:20.1 | There's multiple locations, there's a location downtown |
| 0:23.6 | There's a location next to the Milk District right there |
| 0:27.4 | There's two in the amway, if you wanna not eat something crappy |
| 0:30.9 | while you're taking in an awesome concert or sporting event |
| 0:35.1 | I took amazing to Gringo's, I forgot to tell you |
| 0:37.3 | No really, I got a retaca, yeah |
| 0:39.1 | Oh yeah, oh I got a retaca |
| 0:40.9 | It's the case, that's the one that's solder |
| 0:44.1 | Because lately she calls it dip and cheese whatever |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 0:48.0 | Is delicious |
| 0:49.0 | There's a location by UCF, in UCF |
| 0:51.4 | We mentioned Michigan location right |
| 0:53.0 | Michigan Avenue Location District, right? |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| 0:55.9 | If you go to Gringo's Locos.com, you can see all locations |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Tom Vann & Dan Dennis, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Tom Vann & Dan Dennis and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.