Hi, this is T.J. Miller and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour, unless you're not listening and you're just watching it, which doesn't make any sense at all.

Thank you. What is up, friends?

And welcome back to another episode of Matt Scientist Party Out.

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined by a man whose pants and underwear have been confiscated.

And now he's slapping his boner around in defiance.

That's Jeff Clark.

That's up, Muminati.

And beaming to us from a college brat house kegher, the bearded booger-eating pledge known as shuddy boy.

Yo, brat, rat.

Man, I was just thinking about like, man,

it seems like there was something I was supposed to put on the rundown,

and I forgot, and then it hit me.

And I haven't even told Carl the story yet.

But I always give Little Lucy her midnight walk.

That is the final walk of the night before heading to bed.

And she always drops a deuce.

So it's not as long as all the other walks,

but long enough for her to, you know, shake a turd out of her butt.

And, you know, does she have the courtesy to do the turd close to the apartment,

or does she do it so you have to walk

from the furthest point of your walk back to the apartment with a bag of poop she she usually

is is pretty merciful what during the day when it's because she craps all the time i don't

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