718: A Sensitive Alpha's Grimoire

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2025

⏱️ 105 minutes

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People are correct to be suspicious of the synthetic meat of Meat Canyon, but the forest clowns are innocent!

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0:00.0	Brazil poxie leafy dips, turn house the kill blip,
0:06.0	or Zach Black Cat, Fungle Fishman,
0:09.0	Hungled trash can reap lips
0:13.0	And I didn't see you there
0:17.0	It's just working on my art, my drawings.
0:20.0	As an artist, it's important to me to spend as much It's just working on my art, my drawings.
0:27.4	As an artist, it's important to me to spend as much time in my notebook here.
0:29.4	This is more than just a notebook.
0:34.6	It's a, I guess you could say, it's a grimroar.
0:42.0	It's a mirror. And I call this one Meat Canyon.
0:53.2	The story of Meat Canyon is a long one. I don't have time to share it with you today. But there's a lot of interesting
0:57.5	people that live in Meat Canyon. There's a lot of friends in Meat Canyon and sadly there's
1:03.3	enemies in Meat Canyon. There's people who just can't get along and there's some people who feel like
1:10.7	there's no escape from
1:11.7	Meat Canyon. And I understand why they might think that. Meat Canyon is surrounded by an
1:17.6	impenetrable wall of meat. It doesn't rot. You think it would. And it's almost impossible to cut
1:25.5	meat off of it. It's been tried.
1:29.4	If you could cut meat from Meat Canyon,
1:31.4	then a lot of the problems of the canyon itself wouldn't be there anymore.
1:36.3	Everybody would have plenty of meat.
1:38.4	You see, at Meat Canyon,
1:40.0	meat's one of the hardest things to find.
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