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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

717 - Rat Jester

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2023

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

On this week's show:

* Tiny flick donkey

* Dan making coffee for Bill Bellamy

* Tom Vann's adventure Wednesdays

* Indoor rock climbing

* Rent a hitman

* Kids hunting camp for feral cats

* Cat-frontation

* Rat jester

* Woman who lived in an underground cave for 500 days

* Surviving in the wilderness

* Fasting

* Packing shirt orders

* Dan's blue check got taken away on Twitter

* PDA at Mamok

* Photographic memory

* Rockband drumset in the trash

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0:00.0

Alright you maggots get in the tank

0:06.2

That's a new character I'm doing that's called a

0:10.2

Okay, let's take it all right hold on I can do better okay

0:15.6

You maggots in that tank right now

0:20.4

Okay, I don't think they talked to you like that tank America because they you're their guests and oh

0:26.5

I wasn't do with it take a bearica guy. I was doing like a grizzled old drill sergeant a tank man

0:32.7

Okay, all right, let's a character

0:37.9

Tank America dot com I'm on their website right now looking at their FAQs guys they have hotel partners

0:44.8

I didn't even know this I was just like scrolling the website if you're coming from out of town

0:48.3

You can partner with one of their hotel partners and just come in and do the full shabang

0:53.2

Yeah, they're in our land. Yeah, they're close to us now like you throw football. Yeah, a colonial foresight

0:58.7

So Daniel's right if you are coming into Orlando or theme park

1:03.3

Make it a day like you could come in hit the theme parts tank Americanly evening then go to gringo's get yourself

1:08.8

Yeah, do the whole tank and you are driving a actual tank. Yeah, the Abbott tank

1:14.2

Yeah, and it's an FB a 433 Abbott tank. I believe it is a British tank and they have nine of them out there

1:21.3

Yeah, you could crush a car if you pay for the car crushing package

1:25.5

They've got a Tom and Dan package just give them a call 407 213 tank as for the T&D special

1:32.9

You'll save money. It's normally X amount and they give you you know price break because the you let them know your

1:40.9

Exactly so go out there and check it out man. I think you're really really loving. Yeah birthday parties

1:47.1

I mean, it's just once in a lifetime experience bachelor bachelor parties get out there and have a little fun

1:52.9

They have go pros on the tank. They'll film the whole thing and give you all the video after a photo of you driving

1:59.3

It's it's really really fun. Check out tank America dot com. It don't sleep on that T&D special live from the injured on the go

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