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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

717 - Rat Jester

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2023

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

Show Notes:

  • Dan making coffee for Bill Bellamy
  • Tom Vann's adventure Wednesdays
  • Indoor rock climbing
  • Rent a hitman
  • Kids hunting camp for feral cats
  • Cat-frontation
  • Rat jester
  • Woman who lived in an underground cave for 500 days
  • Surviving in the wilderness
  • Fasting
  • Packing shirt orders
  • Dan's blue check got taken away on Twitter
  • PDA at Mamok
  • Photographic memory

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, you maggots, get in the tank.

0:04.3

That's a new character I'm doing.

0:07.9

That's called, uh, tank sergeant.

0:10.3

Okay.

0:10.7

That's the tank's right.

0:12.6

Hold on.

0:13.1

I can do better.

0:13.7

Okay.

0:14.3

All right, you maggots, in that tank right now.

0:20.4

Okay. I don't think they'd talk to you like that at Tank America because you're their guest.

0:26.3

Oh, I wasn't doing the Tank America guy.

0:28.6

I was doing like a grizzled old...

0:30.8

Drill Sergeant?

0:31.4

Little tank man.

0:32.8

Okay, all right.

0:33.8

That's a character of...

0:34.8

I don't have to cook it a little bit more. Tankamerica.com. I'm on their website right now looking at their FAQs. Guys, they have hotel partners. I didn't even know this. I was just like scrolling the website. If you're coming from out of town, you can partner with one of their hotel partners and just come in and do the full shebang. Yeah, they're in Orlando now. They're close to us now. They go throw a football there. Yeah, Colonial and Forsyth. So Daniel's right. If you are coming into Orlando for theme parks. Make it a date. Like you could come in, hit the theme parks, tank America in the evening, then go to Gringos, get yourself some foot. Yeah, do the whole thing. And you are driving a actual tank. An Abbott tank.

1:15.3

And it's an FB. 433 Abbott tank. I believe it is a British tank. And they have nine of them out there.

1:21.5

Yeah, you could crush a car if you pay for the car crushing package. They've got a Tom and Dan

1:26.9

package. Just give them a call, 407-213 tank, pay for the car crushing package. They've got a Tom and Dan package. Just give them a call,

1:28.5

407-213 Tank. Ask for the T&D special. You'll save money. It's normally X amount,

1:36.2

and they give you, you know, price break because you let them know your Tom and Dan listener.

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