Do I remember I did one massive hit?

And I immediately passed and I was like, I'm about to feel it for sure. And I remember I closed my eyes and I had the most insane. I thought I pissed my pants. And there was like a clown saying I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. Oh, wow. I'm already out. I'm already out. I, uh, like you, I'm sober. You are? No, not like I know. And you're not that either.

Yeah, yeah. I, uh, like you, I'm sober. You are?

No, not like I'm. And you're not that either. Yeah, I am. No, but, no, you're not. Yeah, I am. No, you're, you just, you didn't have a fucking problem. You just stopped because you were like, oh, it's fucking, yeah. That's true. Yeah. You're, you are just a regular person. Yeah. I'm a regular person that decided to grow up.

Is it, can I tell you, it's the, it's the, it's the best way to get, I mean, not to say this crassly, but the best way to get pussy. Is being sober? And being a sober DJ where you have fucking bottle service, you have every fucking thing that could ever come to you. That's true, but I, I got sober girlfriend. Oh, for real? Yeah. Wait, does she start girlfriend? She's going to be my wife for sure. For real? Yeah. Does she know that? She knows that. Permission to party world tours in full swing. Avoid scalpers and go to burpherburt.com to get your lowest price tickets. We've talked about it. Okay. Yeah. Mealy, I never really talked about it. I just got her pregnant first. Such a better way. Yeah. Sorry, now we have to. That's actually what my dad did to my mom. For real? Yeah. He was like, I need to lock this down. I need to get her pregnant.

And my brother,

yeah,

he was the lockdown.

I have a lot in common with your dad. Yeah. Because you don't want to make sure, you don't want to make, what did I, what was, there was a comedian. I won't say his name. It's the hardest I've ever laughed.

And I'm only saying this because I don't want...

Now, I'm not going to say it.

Why don't you say his name?

It's a joke.

Greg, Gerald.

I'll tell you right now.

I'll edit it out, though.

Just... hardest I've ever laughed. And I'm only saying this because I don't want, now I'm not going to say,

I'm not going to say his name as a joke.

Greg Drew Leroll.

I'll tell you right now, I'll edit it out, though.

Just bleep it out everything. One time went on stage and he goes, I'm dating a B. Because no one goes to the store to buy a B. Oh my God. Okay, just show that response and bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep,

everything.

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