715 - Back Lit Lips
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2023
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Summary
On this week's show:
* Backlit lips
* Relaxed boner
* #GeyserGate
* Tom not taking emotions into account
* Dowsing rods again
* Pam Anderson documentary
* Old man partier
* Brendan getting death threats at Megacon
* Talking in your sleep
* Homework time
* Emailing/texting after work hours
* Spoof movies
* Brendan and the British hags
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