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Minion Death Cult

#713 We need nationwide laws that ban these unnecessary deliveries at all hours. (preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: A rural NY gun dealer fires on a lost DoorDash delivery driver, hitting him in the back and causing serious injury. 

The right wing unites around calls to hold these reckless gig employees responsible for their actions. Shouldn't they know better than to ask an American Homeowner for help?

PLUS: Finland wages war on the successful by ticketing drivers with fines weighted to their income. We explore how driving extremely fast is like capitalism (good) and requires superior intellectual capabilities, such as rationalizing vehicular homicide.

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0:00.0

all right uh the next thing i want to talk hey did you hear this thing that happened in

0:04.1

finland tony have you been following finland no you know i like the sada white people's business

0:09.8

okay that's uh that's smart because uh this this news might be shocking to you personally

0:19.1

um let me just put it up on screen here.

0:22.4

In Finland, speeding fines are decided on the offender's income, leading to a multimillionaire

0:30.2

having a 120,000 euro ticket.

0:34.4

And now I learned this from one of my my favorite news aggregators dudes posting their Ws

0:40.3

hell yeah on Twitter and dudes posting their Ws says this a W a W or a tad excessive question

0:49.7

mark and I'm going to say first of all I think this is a strong W you know we've seen a lot of

0:57.4

Ws for for dudes and I think this is this is definitely like uh seven or eight on the W scale

1:06.7

for me I think so I think it's just another way to like extra, you know, to demonstrate your, your clout.

1:13.7

Oh, you don't think I'm rich.

1:14.7

Like how expensive my speeding ticket was.

1:16.4

Check this shit out.

1:18.0

It's a W for everybody.

1:19.4

Yeah.

1:19.6

No, I disagree, Tony.

1:21.0

I think this is a clear, another clear example of society.

1:25.6

I mean, this is Finland, but society at large punishing the successful speeders among us.

1:32.6

Yep.

1:33.1

You know, like why should I be punished?

1:35.9

Why should I be punished just because I was born with a natural ability to go fast?

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