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🗓️ 31 January 2025
⏱️ 125 minutes
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0:00.0 | Open a better life |
0:02.0 | Oh, don't |
0:06.0 | Don't |
0:10.0 | Transpire |
0:16.0 | a scene |
0:19.0 | Don't Don't total |
0:22.6 | trance |
0:23.6 | in |
0:25.6 | sea Hello and welcome to the show. This is the cult of conspiracy. |
0:50.3 | And my name's Jonathan. |
0:51.5 | I'm Jacob. |
0:52.2 | And there was a little sketchy thing that just happened the other day. |
0:57.0 | And people are drawing a lot of conclusions here because we don't believe in no damn |
1:02.9 | coincidences out chill. |
1:05.4 | We do not. |
1:06.6 | It simply is mathematically impossible at this point for shit to just line up in the way that it always does, brother. |
1:13.1 | I don't know what video game we're living in, but it seems to have turned into Grand Theft Auto, I'm thinking. |
1:21.5 | I was just about to say, is this GTA 6? Is that the plot to us? We're living in it. Like, I mean, fuck, at this point, I... |
1:28.4 | You thought that you were about to buy it, |
1:30.2 | and then you found out, oh, shit, |
1:31.9 | I'm just an AI that became sentient within the game. |
1:35.6 | Oh, God. |
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