Hello, I love you, won't you tell me your name, or at least your wife's name? I don't love you, but I love your wife.

Oh my God. Wait, what? Easy, Williams, easy. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Hey everybody, this is Harlem, William. You're living

near the Holland Highway. What a show today. Well, maybe not. I shouldn't have got ahead of myself apparently Samuel E

quauk is coming in this guy's a lyricist he's a poet a romantic writer he, I guess it's fall and he wants to read his romantic, you know, letters or letter about his fall romance with an old flame.

I just, the guy's creepy.

Also we're gonna be making a phone call

since it is fall and it's hunting season,

we're gonna be making a phone call to a gun shop

because I have a giant elk roaming around on my property that I want to shoot.

So we're going to be doing that. Also you're going to hear a

sample of the next episode of Let's Have a Fight, my other podcast that's only available

to premium members who get my app on their

iPhone so you're gonna get a little sampling of that hopefully encourages you to

join the premium package and then we're gonna to clear up a mystery or we're going to try one

one caller asked me a very strange question on the Harlan Highway.

Where am I? What is this some kind of a joke or something?

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

What you're talking about, where?

Son, you got a panty on your head.

Shut up and sit down, you big ball fuck.

Oh God, what's happening?

Hey Harlan, it shall leave.

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