712 - Everything Mystical feat. Brandon Wardell & Jamel Johnson (3/6/23)

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Beloved returning guest Brandon Wardell and soon-to-be-fan-favorite Jamel Johnson stop by to take a look at Mexican Elves, discuss if our penises are shriveling OR growing too much & celebrate Women’s History Month by praising the men who support them. And after that lineup, we address the real question of the week: Should women date podcasters? Brandon and Jamel have a new show, the Brandon Jamel Show. It’s out now wherever you get podcasts, links below: Pod: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brandon-jamel-show/id1675920175 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thebrandonjamelshow Insta: https://instagram.com/thebrandonjamelshow?igshid=NTdlMDg3MTY= Links to Brandon’s live shows here: https://linktr.ee/Brandonwardell

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0:30.0	Greetings friends, it's Monday March 6th. We've got Chapo coming at you. It's me, Matt
0:39.1	and Felix as usual, but joining us are two gentlemen. The first of which is returning
0:45.3	champion Brandon Wardell. Hi, what's up? Joining us for the first time is Jamel Johnson.
0:53.0	Hi. Together, Brandon and Jamel are the Brandon and Jamel Show. Gentlemen, welcome to Chapo
0:59.5	Tri-Pouse. This is Monday. Thank you. Thank you for having us. Much appreciated. I love you.
1:06.2	I do want to say I want to say thank you to the 2022 Girl God episode for dethroning my 2016
1:18.7	episode as the most hated episode of Chapo. Don't worry, Brandon, there's still time. You
1:29.0	could dethrone them again. A lot of time. Yes, buddy. Keep up. Hey, you don't, hey, Brandon, you
1:35.5	don't have to. Brandon, you don't have to if you don't want to. I'll tell you. We, yeah, I mean,
1:41.0	we have 59 minutes to go of just mind-numbingly awful content we could put out right now.
1:49.4	Yeah, this is good. I promise you this will be good. Well, people do like bad shit. So maybe,
1:55.8	hey, walk it up. Somebody's here and this to go. I didn't like that guy with his 23. I'm 30 now.
2:03.0	Brandon, Brandon challenge accepted. Okay. Well, gentlemen, I think I'd like to begin today with
2:11.4	a few news stories that I neglected to get to last week, but are still, I think, vital importance.
2:17.9	Beginning with sending our heartfelt congratulations to our good friend,
2:23.4	Steven Segal for being awarded the official order of friendship by the nation of Russia and
2:28.8	Vladimir Putin. It's, you know, it's a key spent his whole career as spreading friendship,
2:34.0	and I'm glad Russia has finally recognized his work in the field of humanitarianism. The award,
2:41.4	yes, the Segal was presented this award by a half dozen Akito sparring partners who all collapsed
2:48.9	simultaneously as they attempted to hand the martial arts expert. His friendship trophy while
2:53.9	he sat in a swivel office chair. Hell yeah. He's aligned himself and he likes to be photographed
2:59.7	with President Putin. He went with a Russian delegation to Venezuela about a month ago and
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