Hi, this is T.J. Miller and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour, unless you're not listening and you're just watching it, which doesn't make any sense at all. Hello there, friends.

And welcome back to another episode of Matt Science's party hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft, joined once again by a man who has made his pants and underwear disappear

and is now using his magic powers to wag his boner in front of us.

That's Jeff Clark.

What's up, I'm out of it?

And transmitting to us from Hogwarts, the bearded booger-eating slithering, known as shuddy boy.

Yo.

Oh, what that?

Oh, yeah, baby.

Got a fat one for you today.

Open wide.

That was inappropriate.

I mean, have to go that far.

Sorry.

Earthmaster podcast today.

Coming out of the gate a little aggressive.

Sorry about that, folks.

We're just excited.

We have a big heaping serving of podcast to serve you.

And it's about time we get right into it.

I mean, last week we were talking about how my fucking car exploded and had to get it towed.

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