And episode number 711, 711, you heard that right, I'm glad to be talking and welcome to

the show.

It is a Monday and it's really Sunday for me because I'm recording this on Sunday and

then I make it look like it's Monday, hey man, just waking up here doing the podcast

but it's fucking Sunday and I was getting ready to start the podcast.

I'm out here bracing for the Hurricane, Hurricane Hillary and I'm just about to start and a

fucking earthquake hits.

Girty immediately barks and my place just did a fucking oh, and I was like, oh shit,

earthquake, Hurricane.

I just kept hearing that tool song, better swim, better swim, better swim, welcome to the

show.

It is fucking nuts in the world.

It is nuts in the world.

I keep saying I eat clean and exercise and try to stay healthy.

So I can live about another 20 years to see how this fucker ends, man.

It is, it is crazy.

It gets crazier every day in this world, man, there ain't no global warming man.

That's bunch of fucking bullshit.

All right, keep telling yourself that, my friends, you oil sellers, you oil sellers.

Let me put my tin foil hat on here and tell you where the world goes and ups and downs

and Evan flows and the world's flat and then it's round and it's fucking, I don't know.

Anyway, all I do know is I'm 57 and there's never been a hurricane in California and you

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