711 - Return of TubGirl
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2023
⏱️ 142 minutes
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Summary
On this week's show:
* Ross McCoy & Toni Mongiat are here
* Stand-up vs improv
* Taking shoes off at people's house
* Leaving carts in the aisle
* No apologies in retail
* Delta-9 talk
* Cocaine soda
* In the future, entertaining ourselves will be cheaper
* Return of tub girl
* Tom claims he can install irrigation systems
* You're gonna regret it, I guarantee it
* Pubic hair song
* Dansby's food allergies
* Tiger Woods a dick?
See ya after the holiday!
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan is brought to you by. Streamlineflora.com. If you're looking to get a mortgage for your house, talk to Brian Zymel directly. His number is 407-3107-7704. It's on Streamlineflora.com under our logo. That's the cell phone number. You could text them or call him. He'll answer any questions. But I was talking to him the other day. And he reminded me yesterday. |
| 0:23.5 | He reminded me that, you know, obviously interest |
| 0:26.4 | rates are up, right? So the market slowed down, which means like, and Crystal has told me this |
| 0:31.4 | Barton Crystal that there are houses on the market right now. Yeah, I'm starting to see them. |
| 0:35.2 | And so, and they're sitting there and they're waiting for buyers because buyers have slowed down |
| 0:40.4 | because the interest rates are up. |
| 0:42.1 | Correct. |
| 0:42.5 | Which means that you have more negotiation power when buying or purchasing that house. |
| 0:47.1 | So you could get it under the actual listed price and negotiate that because there are |
| 0:52.9 | less buyers because the interest rates are up, which means you could get the house for less and then renegotiate or a refi out of your mortgage. At a different time. At a different time once or if the interest rates go down. So it's all a math problem at this point. Well, a lot of time you're going to have to do something, right? |
| 1:11.0 | I mean, so I don't think you're just stuck. |
| 1:13.4 | And a lot of people, they're like, I'll wait to the interest rates go down. But the problem is with that is once they go down, then the house buying is going to go up. And then it's going to go back to there's going to be multiple bits on houses. competition. And you may have to pay over the list price like we were experiencing a year ago. |
| 1:29.3 | You know, the market fluctuates up and down. So there could be an opportunity right now to get into your dream house and have and negotiate it down to value and then refi out of this higher interest rate later down the road. Got you got. Plus, you're living in the house that you want to for the next two years instead of waiting. Like I said, you got to do something. You can't just wait. I don't think waiting is in your best interest. If you want to move or are looking for that, buying or selling, like I said, Brian Zymol can help you with any mortgages. Also, if you're looking for the reverse mortgage for maybe your parents or if you're over the age of, I believe, 62 or 65, somewhere on their... Yeah, they get to stay in their home. Exactly. And then let the house pay you based on the, you know, the equity that's in the house. But like I said, talk to Brian. He can explain everything to you. Your life is a business. |
| 2:19.6 | Treat it that way. Wow, that's a new fray. I've never heard that. Well, just do what makes the most |
| 2:23.9 | financial sense for you. And life's a business. You never know what you're going to get. |
| 2:28.9 | And talk to Brian. He'll explain all the options. Again, it's streamlined florida.com Z-159 FM. |
| 2:39.4 | Live from the injured on the go, just call Moe Studio. |
| 2:43.2 | It's a blast! It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 2:47.6 | Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
| 2:54.8 | We hope that you will find our presentation, precise, joke heavy, and just right. Thanks. Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time. |
| 3:40.2 | Hey, everybody, it is another, a mediocre time with Tom and Dan. |
| 3:46.5 | I'm Dan. |
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