0:00.0	Hey, oh wait.
0:02.5	You're listening to the dollop.
0:04.5	My mom came into the kitchen today,
0:06.6	hicking up so loud that it scared the shit out of me.
0:10.6	She's like, I'm sorry.
0:12.9	This is an American history podcast for each week.
0:15.8	I, Dave Anthony, read a story from American history to a dweeb.
0:22.8	Gareth Reynolds, not a dweeb, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about.
0:27.1	Not at all a dweeb.
0:28.7	Cool guy.
0:30.5	Hey, hey, guy who reads all the time calling fucking other guy a dweeb.
0:35.5	Nah, the roles are dweeb, cool kid. Number one, you're not a kid, you're a middle-aged man. I'm a teenager. And number two. I'm a, in this relationship, I'm 100% the teenager. And number two, you parked cars as what when you're a team? What were you wearing? What were you wearing? You're going to ballet park shame me?
0:55.4	What were you wearing?
0:56.2	A two-two.
0:57.3	Dweep.
0:58.0	That a dweep.
0:58.5	Do you know how many girls would put their numbers into my tip slip, slit, slit?
1:04.5	Shame.
1:05.1	My tip hole?
1:06.5	Women would put their numbers into the tip hole.
1:10.1	I tell them, but. What's a tip hole. I'm determined, but...
1:11.8	What's a tip hole?
	...

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