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The Harland Highway

710 - Senior Fuentes Halloween visit. The NEST. Underwear leg.

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2015

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Senior Fuentes, Harland's gardener, stops by for an unwanted visit. Installing the NEST in your home. More underwear leg revelations. Halloween candy fav's. Pumpkin my lumpkin! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Oh, welcome everybody. Even though this isn't the Halloween show, that was last week. It's still, it's still about to be Halloween coming up this weekend, you know I'm still in the scary

0:14.8

Halloween mode and we'll talk about Halloween a little bit today. We're gonna talk

0:20.0

about specifically my favorite type of Halloween candy. Do you have a favorite type of

0:25.5

Halloween candy? There's a really weird one that I like and I kind of only eat it at this time

0:32.4

a year so I'm going to talk about that. And I kind of only eat it at this time of year.

0:33.0

So I'm going to talk about that.

0:34.9

Also in keeping with the Halloween tradition,

0:38.3

I guess my gardener, Senor Fuentes,

0:46.8

he kind of every year sets up my house. He put some decorations around and I guess he's going to drop by or phone me. I don't want him to drop by. Roger, don't let him drop by.

0:55.0

Just have him phone me when it's all done. Sorry, I almost stepped in it. I hate it when he drops by.

1:01.0

So he won't be dropping by he will be phoning in

1:04.0

senior fwentes Roger you hear that don't let him drop by also we're gonna be

1:09.7

following up on a little thing I did the other week, the question of the day, have you ever put your underpants in your leg when you're getting dressed?

1:18.0

Wait, do you hear some of the calls I got on that? And also, I turned into a heating and air conditioning security guy.

1:25.0

Wait do you hear this on the Harlan Highway?

1:30.0

What is this some kind of a joke or something?

1:34.0

Welcome to the Harland Highway.

1:36.0

What you're talking about words?

1:37.0

Son, you got a panty on your head.

1:39.0

Shut up and sit on you, big ball fuck.

1:42.0

Oh God, what's happening Oh God what's happening?

1:44.0

What's happened?

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