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🗓️ 30 August 2024
⏱️ 52 minutes
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I’m 21 MATHA FACKASSSS!!! Finally I’m fortunately legal now, but unfortunately this is the least I’ve cared about partying in my life lol. ANYWAYS, this past weekend I threw my BDAY BASH in NASHVEGAS, and invited a shit ton of my hometown friends, tiktoker, and exes :)
Thursday - I arrived
Friday - I blacked and got carried out of the bar
Saturday - I fcked up something with a guy who I still have not heard from and dated Matthew McConaughey for the night …
WELCOME BACK EVERYONE 🥂 and cheers to 21
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0:00.0 | Okay, my camera says it's in autofocus. |
0:03.4 | I think I've said this in the pod many times before. |
0:06.7 | I don't know shit when it comes to camera, |
0:09.6 | so we're just gonna cross our fingers and hope for the best. |
0:11.4 | Also, I'm gonna put my hair up because |
0:13.2 | Bloody Mary's here and my skin's freaking out so I don't know why I'm announcing |
0:19.8 | that to the class actually. Today's not a day of my best looks but that's not what we're here for. |
0:25.6 | It's about to get hot as fuck in this bitch. I'm going to have to turn the car back on again but I turned it off for a little bit so you don't have to hear all the |
0:31.2 | sounds going on. |
0:32.5 | Also I hope you enjoy my stomach being completely out too. |
0:35.0 | Any boys, hit me up, I'm still fucking, |
0:38.8 | almost a year sell a bit at this point, |
0:40.4 | so you basically have a re-worn virgin here. That's a little TMI. Sorry, mom and dad. It's the truth though. I shouldn't promote that. That's... You don't have a Virgin. Whatever. Whatever. We're not getting into that right now, Sadie. |
0:55.0 | Come on. Okay, it's way too hot. I'm already turning the cart back on. |
0:58.0 | First and foremost, as much as we love Tom and as much as I love this forerunner and it's my baby and I never want to get rid of it and |
1:04.9 | when I think about getting rid of it and going to a dealership and training it in for a new car, |
1:09.0 | like a different car, it makes me want to cry. It actually makes me emotional. I know for a fact I'll cry when I get rid of this car |
1:16.6 | I'm actually getting emotional right now just because I feel like I've been through a lot with it. This car is seen it Thomas had multiple dads and I'm sorry about that baby I really am my |
1:25.8 | car has had multiple fathers they've all fucking abandoned him and me so that's one |
1:31.6 | trauma bond that we form together. I've had |
1:37.7 | fucking I've been we've been pulled over multiple times in this car we he has watched me talk my way out of every pullover ever. |
1:47.2 | I feel like most of the time actually, |
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