#71 - The State Fairy and the Tooth

Walking The Room

Comedy

4.8 • 973 Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2012

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Greg and Dave discuss the California State Fair, a tooth and a workplace freakout.

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0:00.0	You're a man that listens to podcasts.
0:02.7	That's who you are.
0:04.5	Because you're an action man.
0:06.3	Or maybe a chick with some emotional problems.
0:09.2	And you listen to a podcast because that's who you are.
0:12.7	You're an action man.
0:14.2	You get it.
0:15.8	Because you get it.
0:16.8	Because I am a Griffin.
0:18.3	And when I'm spitting golden awesome, you are welcome to my castle. Hello, good afternoon day. Ow! You're fucking moron. Stop the show now. You just got the best part of it right there. Stop the show now because it's awful. You're an action man. So. And a guy who listens to podcasts. Zombies. You make hot decisions. I get it. Zombies. Those, if there is a zombie in a well, so he's stuck in there. How do you? He was walking. He was walking and it was covered. And he weighed so much. He went right through the old rotted dirt. And now he's in a well. He's in a fucking well. Yeah.
0:54.5	Okay.
0:56.8	And he is absorbing liquid.
0:57.4	Sure.
0:57.8	Sure.
0:58.8	What's missing?
0:51.7	What parts of them are missing? For a year. It doesn't. There's nothing missing. Tell me what. Tell me what. Because here's the thing. If he's a zombie, he's been killed, right?
0:52.2	Yeah.
0:54.5	So something had to kill him, right? No, he could have got a little bite on his finger.
0:56.8	No, no, no.
0:57.2	A bite will kill you.
0:58.2	No, but let's, let's fire.
0:59.6	Look. Yeah. So something had to kill him, right? No, he could have got a little bite on his finger.
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