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Welcome to Night Vale

Science Fiction, Fiction

4.8 • 29K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2015

⏱️ 29 minutes

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A heist is planned. Plus the answer to last week's quiz and news about The Trial of the Century. Weather: "My Postcard" by Toys and Tiny Instruments (toysandtinyinstruments.bandcamp.com) Night Vale Tour Dates, Books & More: welcometonightvale.com. Music: Disparition, disparition.info. Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com. Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch.
0:02.6	Don't believe me?
0:03.6	Go to welcometonightvill.com and click on store.
0:05.8	You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blankets, stickers, posters, mugs,
0:09.6	and so on.
0:10.6	In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now.
0:14.2	We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things.
0:17.4	So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be
0:21.1	there long.
0:22.2	Some new items we just got in.
0:24.2	A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big
0:28.8	Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale
0:34.4	spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and
0:39.8	beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth.
0:42.4	Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love.
0:46.4	Just go to welcometonightvill.com and click on store to see it all.
0:51.8	I trip the light fantastic.
0:55.3	And then I offer to help it up.
0:58.1	And when the light fantastic is halfway up, I let go.
1:02.2	And it falls again.
1:04.4	Me and the light fantastic do not get along at all.
1:10.3	Welcome to Night Vale.
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