What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Justain Podcast. I'm your

host, Justin Martindale, and what a fun week we have for you guys in store. First of

all, John, good to have you back. I am very excited because summer is here. It's hot and

slutty. By that, I mean, everyone's naked. Have you noticed that? Shirts are off. Everyone's

in tank tops, just roller skating and on scooters and everyone's just kind of, like, it's hot.

It's not hot. I mean, it's like 83 degrees, but there's still people who are like, it's too hot.

I'm like, my God, can we just enjoy something for a second? But I'm very excited that summer

is here. I had a wonderful weekend in San Diego this past weekend. We were at Humphries

Half Moon Inn in San Diego. It was a lovely, lovely venue. Thank you for everyone who came out

and supported live comedy. It was kind of like an outdoor concert series. It was like 1,300

something people. You know what I don't miss, though? Performing at daytime. I had to go first,

and the show started at 7.30, and the sun was still out. And I forgot how awkward it is to be

on stage and look out into the audience and see everybody just staring at you. So that was

a little weird. And plus, plus the oceans right next to the venue. So people were like coming up

and kayaks and on paddle boards. So I would like see my peripheral vision just someone being like,

what's happening over here? I'm like, you didn't pay for the ticket. Get out of here. But yes, very,

very fun weekend. I went bike riding on the beach. I had some amazing food. Hang out with some

friends. I mean, it's day 938 of Pride. June is almost over, and I will make it. I'm going to

make it through Pride Month. However, I'm a little hurt because New York Pride was over the weekend.

And guess who showed up Kylie Minogue. Parambra. I mean, Kylie Minogue showed up at the Wait for it.

Horse meat disco. I mean, I don't even know what that is. I think it's just a big gay bar, but

horse meat and disco is something that I did not ever think that I would put together. But sure,

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