71: Self Acceptance > Self Help

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Get in Sloots, we’re self-accepting Sloots, we are FINALLY getting Sofia to ourselves again this week. So you know what that means: clear your schedule for your weekly dose of debauchery and shenanigans. In the past 7 days, Sofia has managed to embarrass herself in front of the ENTIRE West Village impersonating Neil Armstrong AND was (almost) forcefully removed from her apartment building. Some may call it trouble in paradise, we just call it another day in the office. More importantly, for today's Sloot University we talk about a VERY necessary concept: FUCK SELF-HELP. Yes, you read that right. Throw out the books, unfollow that matcha-drinking, journaling girl on Tik-Tok, and PLEASE do not blow your paycheck at Sephora in the name of “retail therapy”. It’s NOT worth it. The real “self-improvement” begins when you SELF-ACCEPT, not when you throw out all your club clothes in place of the Lululemon BBL jacket. Think about it Sloots, actually don’t think - listen to this episode. Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Many of us are already planning our New Year's resolutions to work out more in 2023.
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0:37.4	Hey party people! Welcome to Sophia with an F. Guys, I'm recording solo this week. It's just you.
0:46.5	It's just me. It's just this microphone. We're getting a little intimate and I like it.
0:52.7	I feel like I haven't talked to you guys in forever. I've been living in New York for like,
0:59.8	how fucking long? Like three weeks or so now. My apartment is absolutely not furnished, but I am
1:08.7	not recording from my closet. So that is actually a huge fucking upgrade. The couch is here,
1:15.8	but that's about it. I don't have chairs. I don't have bar stools. I don't have a table of any kind.
1:25.2	I basically eat every meal at my counter-standing. I actually don't even have lights, really.
1:33.4	Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't know if it's a New York thing, but the apartments don't have
1:42.0	built in lighting. Like when I moved in here, I received a pamphlet that gave me the option to have
1:52.2	more lighting installed. Like the only thing that has lighting is my kitchen. My room doesn't,
1:58.4	the living room doesn't. I don't know. It's a little bit bizarre to me. I don't really got it, but
2:04.2	I guess I'll be investing in some lamps also. I feel like I'm like one of those people from the 1800s
2:11.4	who would carry a lantern around with the little candle in it so they could see where the
2:16.4	fuck they're going. But starting a home from scratch, the amount of shit that you do not realize you
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