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Bertcast

# 709 - Nashville’s Newest Sensation, Halston Ray

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

It’s a bittersweet Bertcast when my podcast producer, Halston Ray, sits down to chat about the last eight years of our lives together. We talk about him drinking Ari’s pee, the most I have EVER laughed on this podcast, and how in the world he went from pizza delivery guy to podcast producer! Bertcast would not be what it is today without him and I will be forever grateful for the memories, the assistance and the friendship we’ve had. He’s off on new adventures in Nashville - and I could not be more proud. It’s not goodbye, because I am SURE he’ll be on with a #1 hit in just a few short years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

That was the wildest shit that ever happened because Ari kept going,

0:04.0

this isn't your show. This isn't what you do. This isn't, you guys don't do this normally.

0:09.0

I was going through a crazy year. I was like, I could use the extra thousand dollars.

0:13.0

And I saw my opportunity and I took it.

0:16.0

So let's talk about the year that got you to drink Ari's piss.

0:19.0

Called open. Let's talk about the year that got you to drink Ari's Piss.

0:23.4

Called open.

0:28.6

Hey guys, big news.

0:32.5

We are finally launching a YouTube channel just for the stuff you guys have been asking for.

0:33.5

January 1st.

0:35.7

I need you to check out the new BBP clips channel.

0:55.4

I'll have my old podcast moments from all my podcasts and Leanne. It's going to have never before seen footage of me on tour. It's going to feature comics, entertainers, friends that I've talked to, toured with, drank with over the last decade. Click the link in the description to subscribe. Permission to party kicks up again in 2006, Huntsville, Alabama, January 15th.

1:02.9

January 16th, Columbia, South Carolina, the 17th, Charlotte, North Carolina, and Augusta, Georgia, January 18th, avoid scalpers.

1:05.2

And go to burp-burrburt.com to get your lowest ticket price.

1:11.1

All right, say, start the podcast with the, say it.

1:12.7

Hey, guys.

1:13.1

Nope.

1:14.5

You say I quit.

1:18.5

Bert, I quit.

1:28.5

You know, I, you know, I barely like you, Halston.

1:35.1

I've been with you for so long and I don't think about how much time we spend together.

1:41.7

You know, you're almost like, you're almost like, you know, people don't think about their pinky toe and then you lose it and you lose balance.

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