#708 Jesus was a MALE lion

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

TODAY: Alex vents about Teamsters president Sean O'Brien's most recent Prager U Grandpa arc and we try to figure out why a labor leader would spend this opportune moment podcasting with celebrities and criticizing pro-labor dems.

ALSO: Trump's approval numbers sink--even among young men--as people are reminded once again what a Trump presidency looks like. MAGA voters somehow see this as an opportunity for a third term.

FINALLY: Despicable feminist Greta Gerwig weighs casting an iconic actor to play Aslan in her Lion, the Witch, and The Wardrobe reboot, and a jewish conservative AM radio host bursts a blood vessel thinking about how the Christ he doesn't believe in has been defiled.

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Music:

3mouth - Fortified Residential Zone

XTC - Making Plans for Nigel

Iron Lung - Perfect Ending

(updated file fixing mixing issues 3/29)

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoonia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. But Stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what we're showing exactly what it looks like when you're just doing the business.
0:30.6	Follow there in Bar and Tolstay. Stay tuned.
0:34.3	I'm Alexander Edward and I'm Tony Boswell.
0:39.4	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:41.2	The world is ending.
0:52.4	Greta Gerwig and Merrill Streep defiling the masculine name of both Jesus and Aslan, the Lion, are responsible.
0:55.0	And we're documenting it. What's up, everybody? Welcome to the show. Thanks for tuning in. As always, reminder up top, we are an independent podcast completely listener funded by supporters who support us over at patreon.com slash minion deathcult.
1:12.7	We don't run ads on this show.
1:17.2	We are just two guys doing stuff, you know?
1:19.3	And don't we love it when guys do stuff?
1:24.9	We love it when guys get together and, you know, and be bros.
1:27.8	That's what this whole show is about is dudes being bros.
1:36.7	There is so much money in doing stuff like as guys, you know? Like it is really truly a growth market. And you as the listener are absolutely going to want to get in on the ground floor.
1:44.2	Get in early.
1:45.5	It's kind of something we just discovered.
1:46.9	We just kind of figured out that guys can do stuff.
1:50.1	And so, you know, we're trying to really pioneer this.
1:54.5	So we figured, why not?
1:55.8	Two guys talking?
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