This week on Retronauts episode 706.

And the reason I didn't come up with a punchy tagline intro for this episode is because we have so many

retronauts here on this call that someone else can do the heavy lifting for me. That's the

retro nuts difference this episode. I am Jeremy Parrish. And with me this week, we have just

about the full set. It's not a complete collection,

but you could trade it in for an extremely high value. So let's please introduce ourselves.

I guess we could start with the most senior of people here.

That's me. I'm not the oldest, but I am the most senior.

Next to Jeremy. It's me, Bob Mackey, and I'm held in place with powerful magnets.

How do they work? I don't know, but they will pinch you.

All right. And over in the United Kingdom, our correspondent from that faraway land.

Hello, I'm Stuart Jop, and I'm going to be completely honest.

I couldn't think of a joke either.

I'll keep thinking about it, and I'll just interrupt someone with it later.

There might actually be nothing funny about Switch 2, the most tragic of consoles.

Or maybe not tragic, but somber, the most somber of consoles.

Let's see, also in a far-flung locale on the other side of the day-night divide.

Good morning. This is Diamond Fight where, yes, I live in Japan, where the switch is the cheapest possible console and also the hardest one to buy.

And finally, here in the same time zone as me and therefore vastly less exotic.

Too legit to switch. It's Kevin Bunch.

That's a good one. Wow. You should be hosting this episode.

That's pretty good. It's too late. Too late. I already called dibs. Oh, and we might have

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