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705 Teaser - Toxic Cloud & Tom Clancy

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 4 minutes

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We discuss the ongoing toxic event in Ohio, and how people take their international threat cues from Tom Clancy Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

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0:00.0

a derailed train car, bilching black death into the air is about as good as a counter juxtaposition with the state.

0:07.8

How what is the state of the union they should have just had a live feed of the black chemicals being bilged into the sky around Palestine, Ohio.

0:16.8

And if you'll notice there's no nobody's posting no politicians are posting any epic images of them and gas mass or anything like they were with the stupid fucking balloons.

0:26.1

Yeah, because there's nothing to be done. There's no there's no angle here because this is just what we do. We let companies buy back stocks while destroying their actual capacity to do the thing they're supposed to until it causes mass death.

0:42.6

And there's no alternative to that. There's there's not a political question. So you just get to choke on black smoke. That's it.

0:50.3

It's 2023 and we're still dealing with repetitious railroad executives. You think we could have handled this shit.

0:57.7

And like and your point that is like I remember like being part of the balloon hysteria was that the balloon was filled with biological weapons.

1:04.7

That was funny or it was had an EMP device and EMP device or biological weapons.

1:09.5

It's been reading late period Tom Clancy. Oh, he loved the MPs. Yeah, I went I did a deep dot of Tom Clancy the other day.

1:17.1

The Jack Ryan character is the greatest character ever written. Did you know that there's a there's a part where in between like being a CIA agent who saves a world several times and being the president.

1:29.5

He becomes a stockbroker and he's so good at it that he makes eight million dollars in like a month easily. He's the best character ever like no fault. There's he's not bad at anything.

1:41.1

I remember I remember one of the one of the Tom Clancy books. The one where Jack Ryan becomes president. It becomes president because like what like a Japanese nationalist crashes and yeah, I'm going to like at the state of the union at the state of the union.

1:53.5

And in Tom Clancy's like sort of P.V. Hitchhutthell his own like he he very much implies that the president deserved to die because he had a mistress.

2:02.7

Yeah, and that Jack Ryan deserves to be president because he's faithful to his wife, which is funny because Tom Clancy had a mistress. Well, you know, well, that's why he's not president.

2:13.9

Tom is the only president of the Mabel Hat wearer's appreciation society. Tom Clancy is so funny. Like he wrote. He's probably like as a singular man, probably the most effective propagandist of the US military in the modern era.

2:29.9

And like the only thing the deep state did for him was probably like set up a meet and greet with him and some Delta Force guys and Colin Powell found him like a mistress. That's it.

2:40.7

Like the younger woman he married was like Colin Powell's friend. And then they probably like they're probably some Delta guys who are like just shell shocked and in between missions of like killing labor organizers and Nicaragua.

2:54.1

And they're like, Hey, can you mute this fat guy? And they were like fine, like, okay, they didn't give him he died at like 63 like every other like overweight guy with diabetes in Maryland.

3:05.5

So they didn't give him any of the like the life altering. Yeah, they just like let him ride around and like a swift boat for a little bit. Yeah, they're like, okay, okay, the horn.

3:16.1

Yeah, they gave him the deep state equivalent of the hood pass and allowed him to wear all those USS enterprise hats. That's why he never got nailed for for valor theft since he was repping a different naval vehicle every day of his life.

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