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The Brain Candy Podcast

704: Submarine Sandwiches, Menu Hacks, & Hiding Turtles

The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Sarah is fueling up for this episode with a party size platter of hoagies, and it is glorious. This isn't the only fun food-related incident today, though. Oh no, we also learn that Sarah loved muffins so much as a child that she ATE THE WRAPPERS as well. She blames this habit on having an "almond mom," and we learn why these moms were common in the 90s. She also laments Eli's abstention from bread and admits she's not cut out for the Keto lifestyle. We hear from two food critics who teaches us how to order from a menu like a pro, and they include some tips we did not see coming. Hear what they have to say about classic foods, the reason soups are overlooked, and why short ribs are for rookies. We strategize the best order in which to eat your food, learn how to talk to servers, and talk crap on people who refuse to share. Plus, we learn why turtles hibernate for several months each year and we are livid about the Dali Lama scandal.

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0:00.0

seeds?

0:01.0

Trump has将

0:03.0

candy

0:03.6

forward.

0:05.4

Donald Trump does

0:23.9

I know, maybe it might seem like I'm drunk because of some

0:28.9

decisions I made driving here. I was like, oh, I'm really hungry.

0:31.9

Maybe I should stop and get a sandwich. This is what I decided to get to see.

0:35.9

Oh, my God. It's like party platter.

0:39.9

They were out of anything. They only had Hammond Swiss and I hate

0:41.9

Hammond Swiss in the small ones. So what am I going to do?

0:45.9

That's how we look like when you host the Super Bowl and you get

0:49.9

like one of those hoagie rings.

0:51.9

Yes. Oh, my God. Well, but you didn't even open it.

0:56.9

Why didn't you? I know because then I like I was rushing around and

0:59.9

like, I don't have time and like then I got to put mustard on it.

1:02.9

It's a whole thing. So I'm just like sitting here with a party

1:06.9

sub next to me. Who knows when it's going to get eaten.

1:09.9

Okay. So you're from LA. So you guys call them subs.

1:12.9

Oh, yeah. Okay. We call them hoogies.

1:16.9

Oh, he's more fun name. It is fun.

1:19.9

A sub. A sub. A sub.

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