#704 If it wasn't race then WTF was it?
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
TODAY: We follow up on Trump's on-again-off-again Tariffs to remind everyone that we are watching a master at work.
Why would Trump tank the stock market, lose a bunch of political capital to achieve less than nothing?
We look at the 5D chess explanations such as: "It's called insider trading, dumbass," and "the market is volatile, idiot"
ALSO: The right wing has gone too long without a race war, so theyre desperately taking an imagined L in the self-defense stabbing of a white teen by a black teen who was reportedly assaulted at a track meet.
We take a look at the actual story vs. the racists' fever dream and the victim's father's grace in tragedy vs. the wretched ooze seeping from childless misanthropes online.
FINALLY: A mother and three children are freed by ICE after mass protests at Border Czar Tom Homan's NY home. This is the way.
Music:
Trail of Dead - Will you smile again for me
Artificial brain - celestial cyst
Nosebleed - Flammy
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| 0:00.0 | The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array. |
| 0:07.0 | Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoonia today. |
| 0:11.0 | So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up. |
| 0:18.0 | It's not beautiful when you go across that border. |
| 0:38.6 | All right. All right. I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell. And we are minion death cult. |
| 0:40.5 | The world is ending. |
| 0:50.1 | China's leadership not caring about their suffering is responsible and we're documenting it. |
| 0:51.6 | What's up everybody? |
| 0:52.6 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:53.8 | Thanks for joining in. Sorry, no free episode last week. |
| 0:57.0 | We had a bit of a scheduling conflict. |
| 0:59.4 | You know, Tony and I are just such highly tuned modern Renaissance men that nearly every aspect of our lives is filled with hustling, filled with grinding, filled with coming up with new |
| 1:13.5 | ways and innovative ways to hustle and grind. And when something comes up, it's like a grain of sand |
| 1:20.0 | and a microchip, you know, and just and something, you know, the thing falls apart. So we do |
| 1:25.9 | apologize. We apologize for thinking we could |
| 1:29.4 | have it all and do it all. And that's, that's not fair to us. And that's not fair to you, |
| 1:34.3 | the listener. So we apologize. I also apologize to the person I cussed out on Patreon for |
| 1:40.4 | complaining about a re-release of an episode.'s not me that's not my truth um so i |
| 1:46.4 | apologize to you i mean also we just we just get really uh defensive when uh you know it's like |
| 1:52.4 | you don't want to hear an old episode twice i listen to it like three times myself so just like |
| 1:56.7 | get on our level it's part of our perpetual grind the perpetual grind machine is sensitive and um and that's part of it and so we just want we just want you get on our level it's part of our perpetual grind the perpetual grind machine is sensitive |
| 2:01.4 | and um and that's part of it and so we just want we just want you get on our level so you know |
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