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🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, hey. |
| 0:02.0 | Thank you guys. |
| 0:10.0 | This is awesome. |
| 0:13.0 | We probably should have had him announce us |
| 0:16.0 | because the energy felt pretty bad, to be honest with you. |
| 0:19.0 | Everyone felt really confused. But we stopped touching microphones. |
| 0:24.6 | So, yeah, we do it like a press conference of the enormous. |
| 0:30.6 | So just imagine if we were giants who are declaring our eligibility for a certain sport. |
| 0:38.3 | So thank you guys for coming out tonight. |
| 0:44.3 | And real quick, keep it going for us. |
| 0:48.3 | How awesome are we? |
| 0:50.3 | This is just crazy. |
| 0:52.3 | We've been doing this show for 28 years. |
| 0:58.0 | We voted for Reagan. |
| 1:00.0 | We started the show when we regretted it, and we're so back. |
| 1:07.0 | Hello. |
| 1:08.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.0 | We love being back in Sack. |
| 1:12.3 | Don't even. |
| 1:18.2 | We were driving over, and I was telling Garrett that some parts look like 1996 Russia, |
| 1:22.9 | and I think that's pretty cool. |
| 1:26.5 | Just a guy walking across the street. Don't worry about traffic. Just go ahead and have a saunter. No, he had that Indiana Jones last crusade, The Penitentad Man Shall Pass Walk. You're like, Jesus Christ, sir. There's like a whole city around you. And he's like, I got this. And everyone's like, we don't want to kill to kill a man today, so we'll... Well, that's how you learn. You do it once and you're like, they all stop. Totally be careful. Yeah, it's true. And the liquor's right over there, so you got to... Or have liquor. Crack, meth. Sure. Yeah, no one's doing liquor anymore. It's all... |
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