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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

703 - Boots or Heels

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

It's been a very long time since I've done this, but I've got to tell you; between my back and these allergies, I'm going to cut these notes as short as they can go! But that's a good thing for you because the show was stupid and all over the place! A really, really fun time! Thanks to Brendan for always being such an incredible 4th mic, and we'll see you turds on Monday! - d

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On this week's show:

* BDMs signing up new BDMs 

* Tom's fence company fantasy 

* Cowboy boots

* Boogers

* Brendan's battle with Regina Hill

* Genealogy and heritage

* Harrison Ford- Too old to be tough 

* Rib contests and judges

* Being on a billboard

* UFO sighting in Orlando 

* Brendan teaches Tom how to walk in high heels 

* Kids getting the wind knocked out of them 

* Kids checking the mail 

* Screeny

* Back turds 

* Furries

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's a mediocre time is brought to you by

0:02.2

Tankamerica.com.

0:04.6

This was so awesome, dude.

0:06.4

We were just out there yesterday at the brand new location

0:09.2

is right there on Colonial and Forsyth.

0:11.8

Now it takes us like all of two minutes to get there.

0:15.5

It's so close and their new facility is awesome.

0:18.9

They have an unbelievable course.

0:20.5

They made it look like a tiny military base. Yeah, yeah. And they have like the kind of the hangar for all the tanks to go in. And then they have like a little transport area where the troops would be. And the course is better. The mud hole's bigger. We've done jolly out there. It's just awesome, dude. It's so fun.

0:56.1

That episode will be next week, but if you want to drive a real-life Abbott Tank, I mean, you go to Tankamerica.com. You can see the tanks. You get the drive. They upgraded them, too, guys. These are better. They put more money and more. They used to have two tanks. Now they have nine tanks. Yeah. You just have to be 16 and up to drive the tank.

0:56.1

So this is great if you have any kids that are... They used to have two tanks. Now they have nine tanks. Yeah. You just have to be 16 and up to drive the tank.

0:59.2

So this is great if you have any kids that are 16 and up.

1:00.8

Basically, anybody can ride.

1:01.9

You know, you seat belt in. 55 inches or more you can ride.

1:04.5

I like standing and you kind of rolling over the cars.

1:07.6

And if you want the Tom and Dan special, this is awesome, is let's three

1:12.8

passengers do the basic training, go through the mud hole over the scrap cars, and like,

1:18.8

kind of what we did yesterday. And you drive a real tank. It's crazy. It's a, I was talking to Daniel

1:26.0

this morning. I was like, there's no other place you could do this. No. Anywhere that I know. And now it's downtown. Like, you can literally hit Tank America and then you can go straight downtown. You go to Johnny. You can, like, zip to any bars afterwards and have a good meal. It is so much easier to get there now that it's in Orlando proper. And again, it's brand new. They redid it. It looks amazing. Listen, you want to pay a little more and crush an actual car? You could do that. That's a tank American Lincoln. Something that they offer. They have full cars and vans. We saw them all sitting there. You could crush a car with a real tank and you drive it yourself. It's awesome.

2:01.8

Again, ask for the Tom and Dan special.

2:03.8

It's a $600 value only for $4.50.

2:07.1

They're great over there.

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