703 - Boots or Heels

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

It's been a very long time since I've done this, but I've got to tell you; between my back and these allergies, I'm going to cut these notes as short as they can go! But that's a good thing for you because the show was stupid and all over the place! A really, really fun time! Thanks to Brendan for always being such an incredible 4th mic, and we'll see you turds on Monday! - d

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On this week's show:

* BDMs signing up new BDMs

* Tom's fence company fantasy

* Cowboy boots

* Boogers

* Brendan's battle with Regina Hill

* Genealogy and heritage

* Harrison Ford- Too old to be tough

* Rib contests and judges

* Being on a billboard

* UFO sighting in Orlando

* Brendan teaches Tom how to walk in high heels

* Kids getting the wind knocked out of them

* Kids checking the mail

* Screeny

* Back turds

* Furries

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Today's a mediocre time is brought to you by tankamerica.com.
0:04.1	We were so awesome dude.
0:06.3	We were just out there yesterday at a brand new location.
0:09.2	It's right there under like colonial foresight.
0:11.4	They're all random.
0:12.6	Now it takes us like all of two minutes to get there.
0:15.4	It's so close and their new facility is awesome.
0:18.8	They have an unbelievable course.
0:20.4	They made it look like a tiny military base.
0:22.9	Yeah, yeah.
0:23.4	And they have like like the kind of the hanger for all the tanks to go in.
0:27.2	And then they have like a little transport area
0:29.6	where the troops would be and the courts is better.
0:31.8	The mud holes bigger.
0:33.3	We've done jolly out there.
0:34.8	You it's just awesome dude.
0:36.7	It's so fun.
0:37.6	That episode will be next week.
0:39.3	But if you want to drive a real life Abbott tank.
0:42.5	I mean you go to tankamerica.com.
0:44.4	You can see the tanks you get to drive.
0:45.7	They upgraded them too guys.
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