700 - Shine On You Crazy… (1/23/23)

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🗓️ 24 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We get a taste of the old Trump magic through his beautiful eulogy for one of his most loyal supporters, the wonderful Diamond. Then, we check in with America’s police forces through a(nother) unhinged new Sheriffs movement, and a cop who claims to to be able to discern 911 callers’ guilt through the tone of their voices. Finally, it’s time for a little Game of Thrones theory.

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0:00.0	Oh
0:30.0	You're reading to everyone out there in Chappell land.
0:37.0	This is Chappell Trappaus.
0:38.8	I am Will Medaker.
0:40.2	Joining me, as always, are Matt Christmas and Felix Peterman.
0:43.7	It's Monday, January 23rd.
0:45.7	Let's kick this working week off right with some Chappell.
0:50.0	God, I almost got out of that intro.
0:51.4	What a fucking get up.
0:53.6	One of these days.
0:54.8	Yeah.
0:55.5	All right.
0:55.8	Here's where I'd like to begin this week.
0:58.9	I know that I have said on this show in the very recent past that I was beginning to suspect
1:06.2	or even declare that one Donald J. Trump is quote unquote washed that he's had it, that
1:13.6	he doesn't have the fire in his belly anymore.
1:15.5	I think it was when he was selling NFTs that aren't even NFTs when he was selling baseball
1:19.9	cards of himself as an astronaut.
1:22.6	His absolute failure to start referring to Ron DeSantis as gay Ron.
1:26.8	I was just like, are his best days behind him?
1:31.2	Well, listeners, I would have thought that until this weekend at the funeral of one diamond
1:39.7	of diamond and silk, we witness greatness once again.
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