Welcome everyone. Hello and welcome back to the DTFH. I am your host, Duncan Truffel.

And it was such an honor to be here with you in your ears, my voice merging with your ears, my voice connecting with the deepest, waxiest part of your ears. I can see in here.

I can see your ears. Beautiful. Dark fungal. There is a fungal mass in your ear.

Yeah, should you get it checked out by a doctor? Probably. Because the fungal mass seems to be inhabited by mites.

Strange mites. I've never seen anything like this before. Most people's ears are really clean, not yours. Your ears are filthy. You haven't used a Q-tip in a long time. I don't blame you. That new thing that's been happening at gyms really freaks me out. Have you heard about this, Josh? What's the new thing? So like if you go to a gym that has Q-tips, people have been coming by and slapping the Q-tips into people's ears. You haven't heard about that? And they're bleeding and going deaf? Worse. I mean, it penetrates into the brain sometimes. Like, some of these people

are so good at it. It like rockets the Q-tip right through the ear into the brain. And so it's

terrifying, terrifying, very painful way to die. And maybe that's why you haven't been cleaning

your ears. But they're filthy. Regardless,

welcome, my God, friends. We have so much to talk about today. I mean, this is nuts. This

news cycle is going to be absolutely spectacular. Boy, if we done it again. Just when you think the Demiurge can't

produce hypnotic media to suck you back in to the cesspool that is popular culture, it figures

out a way to do it. Just when you think you're out of the pit,

a mucousy hand erupts from the swampy, stinking bullshit that is popular culture and grabs you

and pulls you back in. Just when you finally cracked open an actual book again,

after years of letting your brain rot from watching TikTok,

Instagram, and porn in a desperate attempt to alleviate the suffering

that goes along with being a sentient being differentiated

from the rest of reality that you are a fundamental part of. They find another way, don't they?

To lure us back in, to pull us back in, to the the CD drama.

And now, I'm sure you guys have already heard about this,

apparently the reason that the Epstein files are being withheld is not what you think.

Sure, it would be easy to think the reason that the federal government isn't releasing the Epstein files is because Trump was friends with Epstein. It would be easy to see the many pictures of Trump hanging out

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