I'm sorry that you have to live with me. This is we have concerns. Hi Jeff Pannata. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hi. Hello, concerned citizens. And oh my gosh. It's the we have concerns all star star studded celebrity 700th episode. Wow. Celebration. It is episode 700 and we have pulled out all the stops. Oh, we've got we've got rip rip Taylor. We've got Phyllis Diller. We've got the guy who is temple to

the rat in in in Charlottes web. I'm making references that are even too old for me. And I don't know where to go from here. And from and on center square. We've got.

Why don't they was the guy who's the dude that used to just throw confetti. What was that? He's a bit. Oh, that was ripped in. Oh, I was thinking of ripped.

Yeah, no, you said rip Taylor. Yeah, no. Ripped Horn was was the boss in men and black. Yes. Yes. And this is the kind of quality that you've come that you've come to.

To respect and to love over 700 episodes over 700 episodes of us trying to think of the names of celebrities from the 70s.

That you don't care about anyway. And we weren't alive for. Well, I'll tell you this. Just because we have absolutely no guests, no stars, no studying, no studying, no fanfare, all the stops were left in.

It's not me. We should we and you dear listeners should not be celebrating our 700 episode because this is it. This is it. I can't believe that honestly, I cannot believe it. You know, we stopped somewhere around 620. Didn't we?

I don't know what I want to say we stopped. We stopped somewhere around 600 maybe maybe we stopped it like right around 600. And then we came back.

We've come back to you now at the turning of the tides. And we we've been back for man, we've been back for like two years.

It's almost three. We didn't we come back right the beginning of the pandemic back for seven months at least. And let me.

It's been a few. Let me tell you something Jeff. It's been a fortnight. The PTSD and the time skipping of the last couple of years.

I you would I would think we've been back for six weeks. Yeah, you would never never be able to tell. If only I you're lucky because you have small human children that age in front of you. And so you can be like, oh, this is the passage of time.

Well, but they don't age in front of me. They age and I'm not looking secretly. They do you turn your turn your hand away from them for two seconds. And you look back and you're like, how did you get that tall cats in the cradle, huh?

Yeah, daddy's done that. Daddy's done in his basement. Recorded isn't podcast while I'm growing up.

Daddy, daddy, can you come to my violin recital? I'm sorry. Somebody has to review moonrise for the internet.

If not daddy, but if we have concerns, not a single episode about me, dad.

Well, we might do one if your children are secretly aging in the dark. If they go, if they go in the back, we've got to mold it year off of them.

We've got to get some science on this because I don't understand. How do they, how do they do it? I mean, we were just talking in the in the pre show, which you'll hear if you're a if you're a patron at the stoop kid level or above.

We were just talking about how we've been doing this show for so long that a lot of how long was it been so long that a lot of our earlier episodes are no longer scientifically accurate.

If they ever were in the first place, I mean listen, they certainly aren't now. I mean, you were talking about one of our one of our most, I think one of our most listened earlier episodes, which is about how a lot of photographs like space photographs were the color was added after they were color.

They were they were black and red photos.

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