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Rebuttal

70: The Fortune Teller

Rebuttal

Rebmasel

True Crime

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) A psychic, a bitcoin influencer, a 70 year-old bank robber, and a University faculty p*rn star walk into a bar.... Case #1 - Fortune teller Rose Marks and her eight family members swindle $25 million out of vulnerable (rich) people who just want to curse a few people, is all.  Unfortunately, one of those victims was a famous author with a lot of ex-husbands. (2013) Case #2 - A Bitcoin influencer (oof) paid a group of Los Angeles Sheriff's Deputies $20,000 per day to lure people he had beef with to California… (2026) Case #3 - Kentucky man didn’t want to live with his wife anymore. So, naturally… (2016) Case #4 - A Chancellor and his wife make a p*rn-o... (2023) Enjoy! (***Don’t worry - A classic long-form Rebuttal episode is coming back NEXT THURSDAY!!!! Be there or be square, etc.***) *** MERCH STORE IS LIVE! Shop Reb Masel and Rebuttal Pod merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://rebmasel.shop/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠CLICK HERE⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to PREORDER Reb's book: The Book They Throw At You—A Sarcastic Lawyer's Guide* To The Unholy Chaos of Our Legal System, *God No, Not Actual Legal Advice *** Follow @RebuttalPod on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! Follow @Rebmasel on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! ** 00:00 - Intro / FYI! 02:34 - CASE #1: OPERATION CRYSTAL BALL 06:20 - Archangels, Africa, and 9/11 (in that order) 10:29 - Victims, for better or worse 11:32 - Jude Deveraux, $17 million star witness 17:23 - JUDE'S EX-HUSBAND TAKES THE STAND 26:01 - Outcome / Sentences 27:53 - CASE #2: COPS LOVE EXTORTING FOR BITCOIN BROS? 32:34 - Cringing 34:32 - CASE #3: BANK ROBBER SAYS WIFE IS TO BLAME 35:50 - CASE #4: CHANCELLOR LOVES P*RN, TELLS EVERYONE 40:10 - Reb's Rebuttal 11:17 - Jelly bean trauma?!?!?!? 13:20 - Let's throw a party about it! 18:55 - RAISING CANE'S LAWSUIT 22:30 - Reb's Rebuttal Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the rebuttal podcast where we break down case law comedy and chaos in the legal field.

0:06.0

I am your host, Reb Maisel.

0:07.4

I am also wearing my brand new Carol Crater, Kroonek sweatshirt.

0:10.9

Okay.

0:11.2

This is what the back of it looks like.

0:12.7

It is based off of the video I posted about the astronauts of Artemis II naming the newly observed crater on the moon, one of them,

0:25.0

Carol, after one of the astronauts' late wife. And it made me cry in a video that I post

0:32.3

online that a whole lot of people saw. Millions and millions of people did indeed see.

0:37.0

But yeah, if you want the

0:37.9

sweatshirt or a t-shirt it's on either i like a really love it and ended up turning out really

0:42.5

great you can go to my merch shop and if you don't want to get it then that's totally fine

0:46.3

keep listening and you'll get the content that you asked for but i wanted to let everybody know

0:51.7

who is clicking this episode and saying ugh ugh, this isn't an hour,

0:57.1

an hour and a half long episode. I've been waiting for those. I want to bring those back.

1:02.0

Where have they been? Those of you who have said, hey, we miss those. I miss them too.

1:06.2

Okay. I miss them too. The only reason why we haven't had longer episodes in the last few weeks, maybe even

1:14.1

few months is simply because of necessity. I've been extremely busy and I've wanted to get

1:21.1

episodes out to you on a weekly basis because those have just been hidden, all right? Like you guys want, want it to be on a more,

1:30.4

on a more regular basis, et cetera, et cetera. We love that. We love to see it. And I want to make sure that

1:36.1

all of the cases that I have tagged for the long form, okay, nitty gritty, the nitter gritters,

1:42.5

okay, that we want to dive into, are not just

1:45.9

skipped over, all right, with a skipping rock when it's, in reality, a deeper will that we need

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